Nicol Shitpolas

Elder dragon of shitposting. Trickiest of all the Nicks. Casting cost is always at least UBR.

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@PunishedDiamond Pretty sure that Samara also had some honker bonker doinky boinkies but that’s 2 for 2 on the only women with fat titties being 1000 years old

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@dyingscribe

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@not__vee Hollywood does not owe you or anyone else therapy money

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@Sargon_of_Akkad COBRA? Like…

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@TempKitsemptVT @not__vee

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@Internet_TLCM Your efforts are appreciated

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@reddit_lies “Bwah! Peggy, we’re a road trip family now.”
—Hank Hill after reading this

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@RazorFist Goddamn. That house on the left would be a fantastic place to learn a life lesson after 30 minutes of wacky but relatable situations.

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@PotatoCrusaderV @not__vee I was absolutely blindsided by Aragorn being the Magic the Gathering version

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@sircalebhammer What more can be expected from someone called “evil as fck”

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@beaverd It appears that X pays for you.

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@RazorFist What was the point of attacking it if not regime change? What, did he want to just vibe check?

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@Sargon_of_Akkad Wait. Isn’t that message the exact same as the machine’s?

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@SenatorLuma @dyingscribe At least we got some funny memes out of Turn Down For What. And the music video is hilarious nonsense.

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@dyingscribe Don’t act like I never told ya

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@Angry_American0 @RazorFist “Land doesn’t vote” mfs, I got a hypothetical.

Suppose big, deep-red Florida wanted to annex small, blue Vermont. They put it to a vote. The 23 million Floridians say yes, the 650k Vermont vote no.

Majority rules, right? That Vermont land doesn’t vote.

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@ANerdNamedJerry @dyingscribe This man is Stinkmeaner irl

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@SteveLovesAmmo @reddit_lies

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@Merk_Gang @dyingscribe I still think about “sup, shitbirds?” as a line

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@Jaimonji @reddit_lies The world where red wins is a low-trust dystopian shithole full of scammers, gangsters, thieves, cowards, and the fart-sniffers who think “well the billions who died were retards anyway”