Nicola Huckle

[c ☆ @tintafey]

new photo of god on set of the bible

[catyclaws @catyclaws]

pleading insanity on my speeding ticket

[abru tells @abruzel]

la subtrama de Jack Antonoff pasando un divorcio mientras Taylor le rompia las pelotas con una canción de toy story

[allie @fallenfroot]

i am furious, but i am sailing

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

The new Chancellor after spending an afternoon in St Helens

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

I'm at Taylor Swift's wedding and they're livestreaming the funeral of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

[Sophie ❤️ @sophieheloiset]

RIP Penelope Keith, one of our finest ❤️

[Nessie Updates @GodFeltz]

It wasn't over today, as Jill Tyrell from Nighty Night phoned into Vanessa to talk about her husband Terry's affair. How many of these calls have you had today Vanessa?….. Two

[i like food @messedupfoods]

This is the shit they play on the screen when you get a spare at the bowling alley

[` @ymmayerr]

We need a slur for people who chat gpt everything

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[Ed Campbell @edcmpbl]

Tell you what it must have been class if Peter Murrell got your name in the SNP secret Santa

[Roaring Mousers @UnrealBarnet]

Air conditioning unit

[indini @oppakys]

travis always dressed like manny from modern family

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Last few hours before a hair wash will really have you experiencing a depth of misery only usually found in Russian literature

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down?
V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast.
WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show!
LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?

[swinky @swinkying]

went to the Shut the Fuck Up factory and they said ur late for ur shift

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Dudu @Dudu0f4t]

@iiwasinthee212 It’s not a general election you dumb bitch