Nicki

Wife. Entrepreneur. Fluent in sarcasm and professional bullshit detector

[Nicki @NicoleAsta]

@notcapnamerica What in the Sheldon Cooper is this mess

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

It wasn’t a rainbow crop top that slaughtered 17 of my classmates and administrators.

[nia @spelivqs]

parents warn you about drugs but not what happens when you give shonda rhimes a pen

[Nicki @NicoleAsta]

Ok so Jeremy Renner might actually be a super hero

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Congrats to Donald Trump on finally winning a majority of votes!

[LadyHexNoir @LadyHexNoir]

@Bhytes1 If you walk into a room and forget why you went in their it’s because you saw an alien and Men in Black had to wipe your memory!

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

💯👇

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

The thought of a nightclub even for five minutes haunts me. I get bothered if the music’s too loud at Starbucks.

[Moby Wick @0xmobydick1]

@JefferyWerkins Trying to pay attention to the halftime show and the UFOs at the same time #SuperBowlLVII

[Nicki @NicoleAsta]

@ebdoherty @nathaliejacoby1 Same

[Nicki @NicoleAsta]

@livefreeordavid

[Nicki @NicoleAsta]

@GabbySidibe @brandontour

[Nicki @NicoleAsta]

Why am I getting so much Gmail spam in my inbox, yikes

[Paola Rosa-Aquino @prosaaquino]

I'll say it: we must stop NORAD from sharing Santa's assassination coordinates

[Nicki @NicoleAsta]

@kellytheduchess How embarrassing

[Nicki @NicoleAsta]

@MuellerSheWrote I forgot he existed

[Nicki @NicoleAsta]

@Jt82pdx Yes, is she from the Poconos?

[Nicki @NicoleAsta]

@kellytheduchess Gross let me check