Nicole Barry

parody/satire all opinions are my own

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

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[Nicole Barry @NicoleBarry72]

#IowaCityBCT

[Nicole Barry @NicoleBarry72]

If someone wrongs you, move on, but never forget what they did

[Nicole Barry @NicoleBarry72]

No matter how well you think you know someone they can always switch up on you

[Nicole Barry @NicoleBarry72]

Fuck it we ball

[Nicole Barry @NicoleBarry72]

Fraudulent Cougars

[Molly Barry @MollyBarry69]

Expecting big things from this year’s graduation speeches. But if for some reason they are all boring and cliche, well, at least we can all get drunk!

[Nicole Barry @NicoleBarry72]

You guys aren’t ready for the TRUTH!!!

[Nicole Barry @NicoleBarry72]

The International Atomic Energy Agency are a bunch of pussies. I refuse to elaborate further

[Nicole Barry @NicoleBarry72]

@coach_joshberry @barrysamantha69 @J88561311Sherry @BallKnower33 @IowaSportsbook @dillonbhoopz 😘🍷🍷

[Nicole Barry @NicoleBarry72]

Tonight I get one final chance to watch the great JJ Willis dingle some balls!

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I prefer spending Valentine’s Day in the company of other alpha males.https://t.co/9sMxHCTANI

[Kennedy Esports @KennedyEsports]

Playoff win vs Crestwood. We are on our way to the state tournament in Des Moines on March 4th!

[Molly Barry @MollyBarry69]

@JeffBarstool2 @JHSBluCru @CRJHawks @CRJeffersonHigh Don’t need another reminder of my deceased husband💀😢

[Nicole Barry @NicoleBarry72]

@coach_joshberry The greats of the new generation for sure!

[Nicole Barry @NicoleBarry72]

Breaking: President Biden has just confirmed that he was visited by a being shortly after shooting down the first unidentified object. The being (pictured below), identified himself as “Proto-Dingus”, the orchestrator of the recent UFO sightings

[Demarius ‘Mary’ McClintock @MaryMcClintock0]

Is that what you young-ins these days call “rizz”?

[Joe Shmoe University @JoeShmoeU]

Joes Nation, tonight your JSU recruits from the #1 Kennedy Cougars will take on Iowa City West and yet another Mccaffery boy that will prove once again that all you need is daddy’s hand outs to play D1 ball! Never less today we celebrate our most consistent recruit Mr 6&3 himself