Nicole Dorrans

Bookish, geeky, giggly Faculty Affairs HR Coordinator and engager in first degree shenanigans.

[Nicole Dorrans @NicoleChablis]

Why!? Why is it that some of the policies I’m writing come together so beautifully and effortlessly and others are like pulling teeth?

[Nicole Dorrans @NicoleChablis]

Trying to write up a proposal to change a business process on funding sources. Sigh. I wish I paid more attention to @ToddLundberg on this. Granted it was over 20 years ago now. More coffee need. Girl bossed too hard.

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Working on massive HR tasks, I will spare you the details. Needed this on repeat for the dopamine. Hozier has done it again.

You’re too sweet for me – Hozier lyric video https://t.co/895c5MobzY via @YouTube

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Nobody is n the office but ME! Whee! 80’s music engaged!

The Outfield - Your Love (Official HD Video) https://t.co/MSp68IXOZH via @YouTube

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Yes, I was busted in my office 🎶 singing Caffeine. In my defense, I thought I was alone.

Jack Kays - Caffeine https://t.co/J2Z6QDrL9w via @YouTube

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I want da chickum nuggies. Tell da lady, mum.

[Dog Gone Seattle #Adopt @DogGoneSeattle]

Someone out there is going to be super happy they found
💙Posey💙 They are going to wonder how they ever lived without her.

"Posey is the happiest, friendliest girl! She is always wagging her tail and smiling, always happy to be doing whatever she is doing!"
#Adopt #Seattle

[Nicole Dorrans @NicoleChablis]

“Oh, I can’t come in to complete a federally required document for employment, because I am at another job those two days” Oh okay, but as this is federally required for your higher if it is not completed within 3 days of your hire, we have to terminate you. Ok thanks, HR.

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Why have our last two US Presidents been SO old? By at least 22 years compared to our former presidents… how are they supposed to defend Air Force One against a terrorist attack and fly the plane?

[Nicole Dorrans @NicoleChablis]

WELCOME to HR; where we Love bomb the F@ck out of you so that we can trauma bond you!

[Nicole Dorrans @NicoleChablis]

What’s the BEST Jaws movie in your opinion? I love Jaws 3 where there is a shark in sea world.

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@blowdart sleeping. I made a fire for me and Finn who is sick today.

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It’s Autumn. Gray day and the rain is rolling in. I think a nice fire is in order. I understand that it is 61 degrees outside. But it’s fireplace season!

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@sinclairinat0r Oh hell NOOOOOOO! I will be running out the door grab the pets on my way and tell them Barry we got a move now everything in that house stays there it now belongs to the big ass spider.

[Nicole Dorrans @NicoleChablis]

I desperately want to feed our outdoor neighbor cat.

[Jen Gentleman 🌺 @JenMsft]

No, Costco, no! It's too soon

[Nicole Dorrans @NicoleChablis]

My plans for today.
Art By Elizaveta Khudyakova

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@zarchasmpgmr We have loads of bunnies, deer, and a few weasels in the park. I was okay with one coyote. Thinking give it a wide space between us. But 2 coyotes….nah they will not spoke. They are hunting.

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Finn’s morning walkies what just cancel. I saw 1 coyote in the park as we were entering and then another appeared. So we turned around.