Crystopian Queen 💜

Im just using this to vent.. IG: _theycallmecrys SC: theycallmecrys

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I will never be the same to you… this works for men as well..

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

That was a very interesting dream lol

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

Boom. My man’s laundry is done & folded & dinner is almost done so when he comes over it’s all ready for him 💚

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

Never thought I would be up on a Saturday washing my boyfriend’s clothes and prepping to make dinner later for us while he is at work. 💚

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

I know this nigga be tired of me lol cause i just be saying shit to be saying shit

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

This man gives me butterflies. We getting ready to go out and I’m all nervous lol I’ve seen this man plenty of times but idc I’m still nervous 😩🤣

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

Not me being on a phone with a nigga since 12:13pm LMFAO. We just got off the phone. Damn near 12 hours on the phone 🤣🤣

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

You talking in my DMs to yourself does not equal we use to talk before. I’m not sure what man math that is. But recalculate it.

You talking to yourself in my DMs is you TALKING to yourself. Don’t ever come back talking about we talked before. No sir you spoke to yourself.

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

Yall niggas get on my nerves. Don’t message me talking about you don’t talk on Instagram and you don’t even start a conversation. You up here hearting pics. Tf you want me to say? Thank you? You just like the rest of the niggas in my inbox. Don’t PMO this morning

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

This man told me he was 57. He tryna talk to me.

Why my ass told him.. we can use his senior citizen discount 😩💀

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

Going off the grid for a bit. Life is lifeing and now i just wanna hide under my pillow, cry and tell myself everything is going to be okay 🫤

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

Confessions:

I really wanted to take the tire valve caps ..all 4 of them..off this girl car today cause she wanna play with fire.

But i didn’t.

God still working on me 🤣😩

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

One of my little yea yeas came upstairs at work to see me cause we ain’t seen each other in a while and he had a dream about me.

Came up and gave me a hug and a kiss. I felt scandalous lol cause we was at my desk where nobody could see 🤣💀 he grabbing ass kissing the ear 😩

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

Yall niggas can’t carry a convo for shit .

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

Lorddd forgive me. I had to pull a crazy crazy move out the bag on a nigga for playing with me. You wanna disturb my peace. Imma destroy yours .

I aint had to do crazy shit in a long time

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

Blocking niggas one day at a time. ☺️

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

Idk why this bothers me. But i hate when a man ask me to pronounce my name. That shit is common sense and it makes me not wanna talk to you anymore 🤣

This man ask me to pronounce my name. I said Chris. I said it’s short for Crystal. He was like I know.

Tf you ask for then?

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

Why is it is when you tell someone you chillin on a Saturday night, their first question is always “You not going out?”

Am i suppose to be going out? Why i can’t just be at home? Can we normalize chillin at home on a Saturday night????

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

Caring about whether or not he should have heart the message or LIKED is insane #LoveIsBlind

[Crystopian Queen 💜 @NicoleCrys]

Why did she bring up Sarah Ann with her parents???? That’s weird asf #LoveIsBlind