Hospital maintenance supervisor to his crew member: "Did you get something to eat?"
Crew member: "Sure did I'm good to go; if I was NPO I'd be good til lunch!"
*When hospital language seeps through the walls. Such an entertaining group of individuals those guys.
My friend on the phone just now: "... Well and then obviously it was the super bowl... no not obviously you probably didn't even know."
Me: "I feel seen."
It's incredible how quickly young children accept things as normal. My toddler pulls a piece of mouth tape off of my pillow and in the most casual voice there is says "Here's your mouth tape momma." She questions EVERYTHING else but does not question this particular absurdity.
Just finished a 500 count box of Q-tips and thought "My God, this box has been through three moves... am I ready to make the commitment to another box?!?"
Has anyone I know gotten to a place of stability in their life where they actually say "the usual, please" at a coffee shop. Or, well, anywhere for that matter?