Nicole Hoffmaster

committed to the bit

[Nicole Hoffmaster @NicoleHoffsss]

Happy halloween

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Alright i’m officially unc

[Victoria DuCharme @theducharme]

men are chronically stupid because women who look like this spend anywhere from 10k-200k a year on facials, skincare, lasers, botox, lip filler touch ups, makeup, pilates/gym, specific smoothies/salads, regular dental cleanings, clothes, jewelry...

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

Hey Americans, when you mourn your soldiers in this new US-Israel vs Iran war, remember that Israelis were in bunkers cheering for this war. Your soldiers died for Israel, again.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

This is why I fw beavers heavy. No politics, no drama, no sass, just gonna build a nice dam and that’s it

[girl who loves @peachpantheress]

remember when obama was under hot water for wearing a tan easter suit

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

He was 25, she was 19. Her blood was on his shirt. She had bruising on her neck. She also had vaginal bruising. He initially denied but when they told him there was evidence, he said it was consensual. He admitted to strangling her.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

babysitting a bulldog and we’ve fallen into a cool dynamic. i chill on the couch and he stares at a wall and gasps like an astronaut whose helmet cracked

[militant @alasiye7e]

A thread of Pope Francis being truly progressive and truly Christlike. Rest in Paradise 🕊️🧵

[Nicole Hoffmaster @NicoleHoffsss]

@TrueNDLiving Based on your tweets, you’re a bad person so i’d say just go back on whatever drug you were on

[danielle @_danielle_carr]

The Russian guy I hired through task rabbit to help me move is telling me all of the things that are wrong with my diet that are making me so weak

[Fin @gofinurself]

watching helicopters drop water on these fires

[Nicole Hoffmaster @NicoleHoffsss]

He sent this to me 😇

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

my gf has many gnome-like qualities — small , scurrying, collecting , mischief etc — kinda makes me wonder

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

him: are you fucking stupid?
me:

[Brandi Kruse @BrandiKruse]

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[Serah Oceane @SerahOceane]

How do we fight back?
Like this :)

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

“you coming over? if not, I’ll just take some tranquilizers” really good text

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I'm so serious, if you stop using your creativity, imagination and thinking abilities you will LOSE them. Millions of people willingly giving up their intellects, the very thing that makes them human, is a nightmare straight out of our darkest science-fictions.

[Hadi @HadiNasrallah]

This is terrorism.

Gaza 2023 Beirut 2024

[Balinese Bee of Dreaming @BeeBalthazar]

The rhetorical pivot from "homeless" to "unhoused" helped no one and distanced the concept from the empathy evoked by the original term.