Nicole Johnson

Knowledge is power and power corrupts so study hard and be evil. "Been breaking hearts and laws since '97"- Mark Bouwmeesteer

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr

GOP: So go to college

W: I can't afford $100K tuition

GOP: Take out loans

W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest

GOP: No one forced you to go to college

W: But you just said—

Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY!

GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This dog was spotted being booked, busy, and about his business. We don't know where he's going, but it's obviously important. 12/10

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

ProPublica continues their incredible work exposing the vile underbelly of health insurance companies. Received a denial? Ask for your claim file.

[Nicole Johnson @Nicole_Johnson8]

@SweetCainMusic Speculation that we will switch to requiring masks during a 12-14 week period during respiratory season, as it seems to have decreased our flu and cold numbers. That’s undetermined but I think will be most likely to happen. (3/3)

[Nicole Johnson @Nicole_Johnson8]

@SweetCainMusic As well if they feel more comfortable. While I understand the concern for masking around sick people, arguing with people about wearing masks has been exhausting. Some of the high risk areas have always required and likely will continue to require masks. There is some(I lied 2/3)

[Josh McGough, MD @joshmcgoo]

Can you treat CHF by putting a patient in a bag of rice to absorb all the fluid or no

[Nicole Johnson @Nicole_Johnson8]

@0618Steph But not psycho. Never full psycho.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

This is great but I didn’t reveal anything. I just summarized the US health insurance business model.

[David Juurlink @DavidJuurlink]

Isn't it curious how the same people who blame vaccines for anything that happens after vaccination refuse to believe that blunt chest trauma might be the cause of something that happens immediately after blunt chest trauma.

[Alin Gragossian, DO, MPH @AG_EM33]

Life is just ACLS recerts every two years until you die

[pat regan @poregan]

There needs to be a conversation about the u in ibuprofen and we need to be honest

[Dr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea]

Doctors are AMAZED at these 10 ways to BOOST your immune system:

The Tetanus vaccine
The Measles vaccine
The Polio vaccine
The Mumps vaccine
The HPV vaccine
The Pneumonia vaccine
The Hepatitis B vaccine
The Rubella vaccine
The Diphtheria vaccine
The Covid-19 vaccine

- @HislopMD

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

what I wouldn't give just to be an armadillo tootin' around in a field someplace - not a care in the world

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Listen if this is it, just don’t sleep in your contacts, don’t use vis*ne, and do everything you can to undermine, ridicule, and ultimately destroy health insurance companies

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Let's be clear. Eli Lilly should apologize for increasing the price of insulin by over 1,200% since 1996 to $275 while it costs less than $10 to manufacture. The inventors of insulin sold their patents in 1923 for $1 to save lives, not to make Eli Lilly's CEO obscenely rich.

[Nicole Johnson @Nicole_Johnson8]

The hardest part of being self aware is knowing how irrational you’re being and STILL not being able to stop it

[Nicole Johnson @Nicole_Johnson8]

The best example of if he wanted to he would is Paul going to THREE stores to find me hundred grand bars because he knows they’re my fave and buying not one, but TWO bags of them for me 🥹