nicole🌜

registered nurse + cat mom 👩🏻‍⚕️🐱

[nicole🌜 @NicoleeeK94]

Love how I go into work for 12 hour (minimum) days on a covid unit, covered head to toe in PPE with a mask I can’t breathe in, anxious af all the time, yet people from my hometown are on fb complaining about the governor impeding their freedom to buy fucking gardening supplies.

[nicole🌜 @NicoleeeK94]

“Yeah god gave me a fat ass but he also gave me rosacea” - @shlauren

[nicole🌜 @NicoleeeK94]

@kbroyo lmaooo homeboy was tryna fight

[nicole🌜 @NicoleeeK94]

People in TV shows always walk up to the bar and say “I’ll take a beer”, and the bartender just gives them one.. why aren’t you telling them what kind?? Why don’t they ever ask what kind?? So many questions

[nicole🌜 @NicoleeeK94]

@dianabization We confiscated two vapes from my 75 year old patient lmao. One on the day of her admission and the other she got caught with like 4 days later 😅

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

flatly insane that your doctor can say “you need an mri” and then a little while later your insurance company can be like “lol no you didn’t”

[nicole🌜 @NicoleeeK94]

why couldn’t they make new year’s eve a different day? having rent due is killing my vibe

[nicole🌜 @NicoleeeK94]

@dianabization I asked a patient today “have you been peeing?” She said “no, have YOU?” sassy af 😂 like girl no my bladder and kidneys are crying

[nicole🌜 @NicoleeeK94]

I was walking a patient to the bathroom this morning and he accidentally peed on my foot; this is why I will never understand nurses that wear crocs.

[nicole🌜 @NicoleeeK94]

One of the most dreadful parts of my existence has to be trying to carry all my groceries into my upstairs apartment. #AintNoTwoTripBitch

[nicole🌜 @NicoleeeK94]

This happens all the time. I’ll be mid-assessment listening to a patient’s lungs or halfway through explaining their medications to them and a dr walks in and interrupts me, starts asking the patient questions like I’m not even there (clearly doing something). I can’t stand it.

[Deeksha J. Ladani, MD @transplantID]

Was in a patient room, discussing plan w family & mid convo when a surgery attending and team walk in, proceed to ignore my existence (truly as if I am not even there) and start their discussion and I lost my mind for the first time ever. Ladies stand up for yourself.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

[Andrea Merrill, MD FACS @AndreaLMerrill]

Dear @Delta, I just assisted in a medical emergency in the air. Your medical kits need a glucometer, epi pen, and automatic blood pressure cuffs- it’s impossible to hear with a disposable stethoscope in the air. Please improve this for passenger safety!

[Myka Fox @MykaFox]

if another country had this many mass shootings you would be too afraid to travel there and protest their citizens from immigrating here

[Natalie Crawford, MD @ncrawfordmd]

In case you think abortion laws don’t matter: last week a pharmacist declined to fill a prescription for a patient of mine with an ectopic pregnancy citing SB8 restrictions.

The same medicine that saved my life in 2013 when I had my own ectopic pregnancy

1/4

[nicole🌜 @NicoleeeK94]

@oilslickshimmer LOL oh no

[Sarita Warren @sarahlizwarren]

Remember that mass exodus I talked about towards the middle of 2020? Here’s a look into a breakroom for nursing staff at a hospital facility. This is where we’re at. Happy nurse’s week!