nicolaaa

aquarius

[nicolaaa @Nicoleeivy]

The N in my name stands for “need to get out of the crib”

[miia @miiagarro]

"do you talk to your dad like that too"

baby who do you think my first victim was

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

Getting a passive-aggressive email at work is so funny. No way you want to fight me over an Excel file.

[taiwo @taiwo2turnt]

Me closing the doors before someone can get in the elevator w me

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When the job keeps testing you but you need the money

[emmy🦂 @emmytweetedit]

what being in the 2nd week of biweekly pay feels like:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 35 times a day, create deliverables for key stakeholders, and circle back offline.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

A VERY unpopular opinion; humans were never meant to be this busy. That’s why everyone is anxious and depressed.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[meow @dollon1ine]

and he don’t look like a mexican 16 year old to yall

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I have no desire to understand anyone’s weird attitudes.