Tortilla Jackson

I'M NOT GONNA FADE AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

decided to be back on twitter because i started laughing to myself while driving and imagining all cop cars as mini coopers

[Lauren Sullivan @lessislaur]

Nothing feels more adult than successfully choosing weather-appropriate footwear

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

@ssaarraa511 yeah u did. were they women's doritoes at least?

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

@jlmcc_8 lmao

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

the things i do for Crocs!

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

I have a very long email conversation going on with a Crocs customer service rep right now....... :/

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

i would do ANYTHING for a philly cheese steak right NOW

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

definitely drank way too much egg nog tonight.

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

also i wish the middle eastern beauty of a man in front of me would stop picking his nose because he is ruining every flawless ounce of perfection i built him up to embody from afar.

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

listening to songs from sad parts in GoT while reading about how the academy of nutrition and dietetics is heavily funded by Pepsi Co and Coco Cola and Mars and General Mills is making me cry.

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

can't wait to graduate and not have to deal with these fake ass uvm kids with their "one love" and "coexist" lap top stickers and infected nose piercings

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

@itsmejibby i think they're looking at themselves with the snap chat selfie cam. narcissism!

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

BLAKE SHELTON IS NOT THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!! COMEON

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” There comes a time when one can no longer stand by quietly as our society chooses a dangerously unqualified man. So today, I break my silence to ask… Blake Shelton? Really?

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

would you rather your crush see you eating a hard boiled egg alone in the library or starve all day

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

u guys know that all the rockettes definitely have rock(ette) solid abs because how else would they be able to kick their legs like that with perfect posture

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

the rockettes r dancing to christmas music on the today show and I'M CRYING

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

lee from america talks about adaptogens all the time but lee--wikipedia says "the concept requires additional clinical and preclinical research, and is therefore not accepted into current terminology"

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

hi! i'm here to say that i am a huge fan of wikipedia! I LOVE THE NO BULLSHIT INFORMATION EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IS RIGHT THERE AND ITS AWESOME!!!