Dear Mogg
It seems extraordinary that in 2023, patients in hospitals get free food. We should offer franchises to Pret de Manger and the like to flog food to people who are in effect customers trapped waiting for dinner.
Menu profito bonus bonus
Boris
Dear Mogg
Nadim Zahari has got a bloody good point about his tax. He was, he says, 'careless' rather than 'deliberate'. Exactly. It's not as if he hires an accountant to go through the figures working out how to be tax efficient to the last penny.
Gravi traini
Boris
Dear Mogg
You'll have seen I'm dishing out advice on world geopolitical strategy viz Γ viz Russia, as so befits someone who bestrides the earth, just as Emobarbus describes Macbeth - 'a triple pillar of the world'. Ah, if only they had eyes to listen!
Ex officio offucio
Boris
Dear Mogg
I'm being quizzed as to why I'm at Stavros 2023 in Switzerland and not Sunak. Easy Q to answer: I'm the world statesman, Sunak is a shrimp amongst eagles, a lone star in the permanent.
Ardua ad vox hal astra
Boris
Dear Mogg
The self-inflating Gove parades my levelling-up policies as if theyβre his. I ought to challenge him to a duel on Hampstead Heath where Byron shot Von Ribbentrop. Heβs a squirt and his plots fail just as Bolingbroke failed to become king.
Anti talcum pro savlon
Boris
It is a scandal that families are being forced onto prepayment meters in the midst of this cost of living crisis.
It is leaving millions facing disconnection.
That's why Labour is calling for a ban on forced installation of prepayment meters this winter.
https://t.co/fr7StvdC7S
This is gross. Utterly gross. Itβs possible that the full, unedited answer might offer some mitigation but Bravermanβs defence of using Nazi vocabulary to talk about refugees, in response to a Holocaust survivor, is just horrific.
What an utter horror. If you canβt even hear the cries from history, what chance do you have of building a nation based on decency and humanity for the future
Dear Mogg
I'm due for another heroic visit to Ukraine. It'll foster huge goodwill for me amongst wavering supporters in Britain, so I will stand in fatigues next to a cannon, shaking hands with Zerinsky, just as Churchill appeared with the Archduke Ferdinand.
Ex catheter
Boris
Dear Mogg
One scheme I'm scheming: promise Sunak I won't challenge him, so long as he gives me a safe seat in some god-forlorn place with a humungous Tory maj. A quid pro quo like Iago promising to marry Desdemona if Othello burns the handkerchief.
Gorgonzola victoria
Boris
Dear Mogg
Surely 'tis hugely to my advantage that this Privileged Committee hasn't brought me to trial yet. Memories fade, just as Prospero says in Twelfth Night, all is 'melted into thin hair'.
In excelsis weston super mare
Boris
Dear Michael
I am of course extremely proud that my missives and memos to Mogg et al have been preserved in this fine book. By the way, who are you and how did you get hold of the letters?
Curio infurio
Boris