Nicolette Shutty

Actress, singer, writer, and wearer of vintage dresses

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@MayorOfLA In what phase will libraries re-open?

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Is there any French fry that isn’t completely disgusting when it reaches room temperature? #igottaknow #itsforscience

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If you ruin a magic trick on a first date, will the guy’s mom let you go on a second one? #dating #magic #magician #magictrick #ordinarybox

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I wonder I’d polar bears are cool with their image being used to sell Coca Cola or if they’re a firmly Pepsi species. #cokevpepsi #cocacola

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I wonder if cult leaders are understanding about dietary restrictions. Like do they have an all natural organic Kool Aid you can drink?

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There’s an accordion playing outside of Ralph’s and I keep waiting for Count Olaf to jump out and steal my nonexistent fortune. #truestory

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nothing to see here, just a chicken wearing pants

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Bambi: Human Hunter #NotGreatFilmSequels

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Titanic 2: Here We Go Again #NotGreatFilmSequels

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Wear the same outfit every day for the first week. That way everyone will remember who you are. #UnlikelyBackToSchoolAdvice

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Cheat off the athletes. #unlikelybacktoschooladvice

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Befriend the teachers. Everyone loves the kid who’s in with the teachers #unlikelybacktoschooladvice

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The Art of Detectable Disguise #SupervillainClasses

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Maniacal Laughter 101 #SupervillainClasses

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@15Stephen15 @roblockeontv @ChrisTedrow @OfficialVScott @tomjenkinsacts Hey, cranky bartender Larry will be the highlight of the show.

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@15Stephen15 @roblockeontv @ChrisTedrow @OfficialVScott @tomjenkinsacts Aww @15Stephen15. As you well know, you should be one too!

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My mom’s dog is a big Crazy Ex Girlfriend fan. Is there a dog Emmys? @Racheldoesstuff @CW_CrazyXGF #DogLife #musicals #CrazyExGirlfriend

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@KimmySchmidt is over and the final episodes were really satisfying but also ... #sitcom #comedy #unbreakablekimmyschmidt #netflix #myheart

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@IMKristenBell and @daxshepard Thanks for spending your night in hell with us. Come back and play anytime. #hauntedhayride #shiningtwins