Nicollette

Bitching since the '90s • Astrologically inclined

[Nicollette @NicolletteTauri]

@DonnaMissal thank you for doing it anyway 🥹🤍

[Nicollette @NicolletteTauri]

@tanMay_m just come home and get it

[Nicollette @NicolletteTauri]

it me

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

she's the girl who always excited when the sky is in pretty colors

[Nicollette @NicolletteTauri]

something big has to be going on with britney for her to forget about the joy of pepsi and start wearing coca-cola merch !!!!!!!!!

[Jenni @hashjenni]

notice how we say “girl” when excited and “man” when disappointed

[Nicollette @NicolletteTauri]

@hellotefi it’s you

[Fabian @fabianigiraneza]

white lotus finale

[Nicollette @NicolletteTauri]

@tayeubs 🤡🤠

[Nicollette @NicolletteTauri]

@shirtsthtgohard @hellotefi this is your christmas present from me

[James @ScriptsByJames]

They said this man is older than COOKIES, I’m CRYIN

[Nicollette @NicolletteTauri]

@hellotefi you left no air to breathe or food to eat or things to slay

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

judge: do you swear to speak the truth and nothing but the truth

me: yes

judge: who do you like

me: omg dare

[Nicollette @NicolletteTauri]

@tayeubs @nbcsnl ready when you are

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"I squat 315" "I bench press 225" ok well while you're lifting weights I'm lifting my homies' spirits with little jokes and tomfoolery

[Adam Clarkson @AdClarko]

At a pirate themed party. I’ve gone as someone who sells pirate DVDs

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

dudes take one pic in a suit and start talking about success, just go to the wedding bro