Sydnee With Two Es

CCC-SLP 🗣 | MIDwest

[Sydnee With Two Es @Nicos_next]

Now that I’m one year into parenthood, I’ve come to sympathize with mothers I see in public that have short tempers with their children. They’re likely overstimulated, burnt out, and tired. 😓

[Sydnee With Two Es @Nicos_next]

I’m deathly afraid of AI signing my name on something I did not consent to. THAT’S my fear.

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

[roS @rosart0]

@JAYVERSACE McDonald's McNuggets with the pure honey packet. If you know, you know. It was a sweet and savory masterpiece before "swicy" was even a word. We were culinary pioneers..

[Sydnee With Two Es @Nicos_next]

Me in my pajamas at work today omg they put me to work. It’s rough handing out cupcakes and cookies

[jill @stevienicks420]

Wearing a Christmas sweater to work and I’m dripping in sweat

[Sydnee With Two Es @Nicos_next]

And why is Funeral Stud stuck in my head @ 3:16 in the morning

[Sydnee With Two Es @Nicos_next]

My daughter is in bed from 7-6 and only wakes a few times and I’m still somehow consistently up from 12-3ish each night.

[nae @euphorixa]

my son has a speech delay & he communicates thru single words & hand leading. he walked up to me like “can I have milk?” me shook: “we ran out but we have juice.” he goes “ok I want juice.” ??? me getting up to fix the juice while processing my 3 y/o just said 2 full sentences

[Sydnee With Two Es @Nicos_next]

Yoga pants have been rebranded into “flared leggings” and I don’t like that.

[Sydnee With Two Es @Nicos_next]

Someone parked an electric mobility scooter damn near on my car door and I couldn’t figure out how to move it. As I was trying to push it and to squeeze into my car without hitting the scooter, a woman comes, sits down, and rides off in it. And it was so embarrassing😭

[Sydnee With Two Es @Nicos_next]

I lost all of my baby weight and I could cry omg

[Sydnee With Two Es @Nicos_next]

Nothing @ work trying to find SOMETHING my daughter doesn’t need so I have an excuse to spend my money on her

[芭比 @NickiSaiyan]

@ArtOfDialogue_ Girl that’s Sandra Bullock

[Sydnee With Two Es @Nicos_next]

my three month old is confused lol she woke up at 4:30 talking and smiling

[Loud and Right. @b0mbchell_]

That little hour we got back might’ve did a little somethin hold on.

[Sydnee With Two Es @Nicos_next]

A flaming hot burrito, dorito tacos, and a Red Bull. I’m eating like my 16 year old brother. 😭😭

[Sydnee With Two Es @Nicos_next]

Three seperate Amazon deliveries today and they’re all for my daughter. ☺️

[Sydnee With Two Es @Nicos_next]

Imagine being an alien and coming to earth and seeing the big ass heads of Mount Rushmore

[Sydnee With Two Es @Nicos_next]

So blessed to have the mom I have. I just wake up, bring my baby in her pajamas to her, where she has milk, bottles, clothes, a bassinet, toys, and a car seat base. Drop the baby and GO. 🏃🏾‍♀️ Don’t have to worry about a thing. 🩷

[Sydnee With Two Es @Nicos_next]

I look forward to the weekend to spend time with my daughter. 🩷

[kendall @internetfairie]

ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things