Nigel

I’m just a guy, standing in front of a phone, asking it to love him

[Nigel @Nige1]

Finally found my spirit animal at the zoo today.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Cruise is going big game hunting for Scientology tonight

[GL @gldivittorio]

Whoever said that Trump 2.0 would lead to a resurgence of old school ethno-religious hostilities was so on the money. If Protestants are already bringing back the pagan stuff with Catholics, this site is about to see slurs you're gonna have to google

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

[Nigel @Nige1]

@kelsytomo You better move ‘Swiftly’ to get those tix. 😁

[Nigel @Nige1]

@kelsytomo Congratulations Kelly!!! Wishing you all the best!

[Peter Laws @revpeterlaws]

In 1976 the Viewmaster toy company released a stereoscopic depiction of Bran Stoker’s Dracula across 3 discs/ reels. Here are all the pictures showcasing some fantastic dioramas of the famous vampire tale. #thread

[⭐ amy o'connor ⭐ @amyohconnor]

Something so moving about Ireland celebrating their World Cup qualification by *belting* out Taylor Swift in the dressing room. So much sadness around at the minute but this is pure joy 💕 #COYGIG

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

Harper Lee: This is the worst writer's block I've ever had

Mockingbird: ThIs Is THe WorSt WriTER's bLOck I'Ve EVer HAd

Harper Lee: *eyes narrowing*

[Nigel @Nige1]

@ThommyBee 죄송합니다

[Nigel @Nige1]

@ThommyBee Bon choix

[Nigel @Nige1]

@kelsytomo @rgay I’m not Roxane Gay, but Steve is also Jade’s and my favourite too

[A New Chapter - Children's Bookstore @ANewChapterBks]

Madame Tussaud's Blackpool lugging their waxwork Boris to outside the job centre is an absolutely sensational bit of stick

[Sandy Horne @SandyHorne61]

I am not so much time poor as procrastination rich.

[Nigel @Nige1]

@montaguefridge Glad to hear Lyon remains undefeated 😊. Hope you and Dave are well also

[Nigel @Nige1]

Yeahso, thanks @SBS for showing #Shoresy in Australia. You deserve the game stick for that one.

[Nigella Lawson @Nigella_Lawson]

What a night to be in Australia!

[Nigel @Nige1]

@NadiaMontague_ It’s the hope that kills us… every season

[Nigel @Nige1]

@NadiaMontague_