Nige' Ollis

Photographer [Main genres of work: street/portrait/land and seascapes] and Writer

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I'd Put My House On It https://t.co/WN1wc3owfQ via @NigeOllis

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@davidfordisdead That's an outrageously complex question ... but, this morning, in simple song terms, hey, now, I'll go for Don't Dream It's Over ... 👌🏼

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Apparently, this is to mark the number of interactions on this account in as many years! Thanks Twitter. You, uh, changed my life.
#MyTwitterAnniversary

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@rizwanahmed Coincidentally, I had Sound of Metal as final film for Prime freebie period, and randomly read your Observer interview [I'm a slow reader! 🤫] earlier, too. The perfect setup. Absolutely tremendous work. And for someone who'd never drummed before?! Kudos to all. 👌🏼👏

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@StephenMerchant Proud born and bred Bristolian just finished watching first series of The Outlaws. Basically means, felt like I could've written it. Seriously, though ...

{ Stands and applauds }

Bristle was the observational bonus in a gert lush piece of work. Kudos to all. 👌🏼

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@bbc5live The Latcham will love this Public Service Broadcasting animation message they play before their shows. Hilarious genius. And it works! I mean, who wants to be a a Geoffrey?! 👌🏼
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So Remember... :

Forty years ago, almost to the day, I travelled across Europe to see my first #Genesis gig in Cologne. It was ... memorable. A year later, seemingly drawn in by the biker gear and impressive Genesis t-shirt collection I began chatting...
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@GeorgeRhoden4 @scottygb @AlexScott Yer not wrong, George. I thought the same ... and I was brought up with The Fast Show's "Women! ... know your place!" sketch. 😂

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@scottygb @AlexScott You don't need me to tell you this Alex. But I was just readin' The Observer this mornin' and almost choked on me coffee! It would be ironic if Lord Digby Jones [did Monty Python make that name up?!] choked on a plum! Keep on keepin' on. 👏

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@sueperkins Listened to the latest Nature Table. Always an education. But genuinely shocked to learn that Maltesers are actually chocolate covered owl brains!!

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@julian_barratt I wouldn't say we ever 'searched' for them but, during my impressionable years, I never quite understood why 'rain-swollen pornographic magazines' lived in the woods; arriving like some perverse package drop from a passing Hercules. 🤔

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@jonronson Well, all I'll say is, I was a long time coming to this late in life career change - not a bad thing - and I have found myself in the extraordinarily privileged position to see the potential of working with the unconscious mind. And, uh, I guess you know where I am if curious. 🙂

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@jonronson G'day Jon. Big fan. But not one likely to stalk you or anything disturbing. There. Got that out of the way: a bit of toadying followed by mental health assurances. 😉

I've been researching Richard Bandler/NLP and came across your 2006 Observer interview with ...

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@jonronson ... and you could potentially use the 'swish' technique yourself quite effectively.

Otherwise, if you'd like to work on any of the others, I'm currently free of charge! 😂

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@davidfordisdead Right, that's it ...

{ Places buffalo horns on head }

... point me at a building. I'm going in!!!

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@BadCop_NoDonuts @MadddWWWorld @kylegriffin1 I used to work with vulnerable kids in high school. I'll always remember one lad in particular who lied so habitually he somehow convinced himself all was truth. Not so much a fortress but a deep dark well that even Lassie couldn't rescue him from.