Nigel

How do I make this account private?

[Nigel @NigelGrinstead]

If you still like the Red Hot Chili Peppers than this joke is too late to save you anyways.

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@bananafitz

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[Elton John voice]

B-b-bene gesseriiits. BENE!

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@sophiebuddle This is a campaign-level stance.

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Cut my life into pieces,

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[watching a stand-up clip on reels]

Wow, someone give this guy a self-produced comedy special financed entirely out of his own pocket and posted on his personal youtube channel with 15 subscribers.

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@mrnastynodrama This makes me want to un-go to these places. And I don't want that.

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When I die, put my ashes in an urn and then cross-section it in slow motion so it looks delicious.

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Maybe the real spotify wrapped was the friends we made along the way.

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Begging my ears to stop feasting on 4 entire genres.

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Men truly believe there is no age limit on turning your hat backwards and being cool again.

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Whenever a drummer counts a band into a song I'm like ok so that's the daddy.

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Somewhere between ants and beetles bugs go from being "little guys" to "big fucks".

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The worst part about eating in a restaurant is you can't take your shirt off when it starts to get real.

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Gen Z will never know the pain of doinking your head off a wall, growing a big ol' bruise noodle, and having someone bink a horseshoe onto it.

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Elon Musk going to get some ribs removed so he can Zuck himself off.

[CP24 @CP24]

Elon Musk says he may need surgery before proposed 'cage match' with Mark Zuckerberg
https://t.co/Ox5SK0Xe8O

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TW: Great Investment Strategy

If you run out of water you can drink piss and it's the same.

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My brain after I've had a few beers and have the audacity to consume a single shot of liquor.

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They should invent thoughts in your mind that wait their turn.

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Slowly filling my pants in the middle seat at Cirque du Soleil so I don't get up and take someone "out of the moment".

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Favorite online interaction right now is when someone posts AI art and a commenter goes "amazing art!" and they go "thank you."