Nigel Winton

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[Nigel Winton @NigelWinton]

@history99917180 Get Jonesy to divie them up, he seems to like you, so might be to your advantage

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@NatashaMDay Looks like the top shelf has been sized ready for inspection.

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@history99917180 I think this goes back to the doubts Sam expressed about your bignessosity a few days ago. She was keeping up the assumption.

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@history99917180 I don't drink coffee

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@history99917180 Don't get upset, just get your winkle pin and magnifying glass to prove her possibly correct

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@history99917180 @AdaptLaw Surprised she is that close 😳

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@history99917180 Hi Sam, nice to see your face after all the other views we have seen 😀

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@history99917180 I do enjoy Mondays, no alarm, roll out bed when I wake up then spend the rest of the day contemplating my next move. Tuesday.

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@NatashaMDay And he wears the right colour uniform.

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@history99917180 Not sure what these ladies see in some bloke whose man boobs are bigger than a lot of ladies stood there with his shirt off having a wash. That's the ladies for you 🤣

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@history99917180 Well done young chap.

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@history99917180 On behalf big Dave, he was hoping for a stable mate this evening and is currently crying himself to sleep 😴

Why don't they have sleeping horse emoji?

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@history99917180 Ask her to try on one of the earler ones again, makes it look like you have been taking interest.

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@history99917180 How long did it take to train Jonesy to fall asleep on you when and as required?

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@history99917180 I suppose that's one way of building up one bicep

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@history99917180 I do like all the grown up talk, I is lurnin some new wurds

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@history99917180 Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional.

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@history99917180 I is all confused, I thought a former occifer of thu loor would only tweet the truth. This has shattered my delusions.

If you believe that load of old cobblers, I have a bridge to sell you

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@history99917180 Must be getting close to the Artic Circle, look out for reindeer.

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@history99917180 Anything above the M4 is Norf, just varying degrees of norfness 🤣.
It used to be a line drawn from Wash, but fuel got expensive so norfability moved a bit sarf.