William Schmitt

[Mitch Foster @Tha1Nonle]

I'm a lady magnet #success

[Mitch Foster @Tha1Nonle]

Billy Schmitt and I are going to find girlfriends tonight, wish us luck

[William Schmitt @NighthawkBishop]

Is it weird that I want to fight someone. I dont care if its physically, mentally, or spiritually I just feel like fighting someone.

[William Schmitt @NighthawkBishop]

We can send a man to the moon but cant explain why campfire smoke follow you around. Fuck you science.

[William Schmitt @NighthawkBishop]

Beards are like boobs; the bigger they are the longer you stare.

[William Schmitt @NighthawkBishop]

2 ticket to star wars = 2 tickets to paradise even if it for 2 1/2 hours

[William Schmitt @NighthawkBishop]

@turneralex1 But we play the game we call life and as an adult the stakes are higher and consequences more severe

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Everyone has a right to be stupid, you're just abusing your privileges.

[Alex @turnbuck13]

Once you hit rock bottom there's nowhere else to go but up.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Chivalry will never be dead. It's just sad that you have to hide it in order to get girls these days.

[William Schmitt @NighthawkBishop]

Im not scared to try but im scared to fail

[William Schmitt @NighthawkBishop]

When you have a problem with a simple solution but the solution is the problem

[William Schmitt @NighthawkBishop]

Story of my life at the moment https://t.co/2ZUmAxTUFc

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Every time

[William Schmitt @NighthawkBishop]

At Wal-Mart
Kid: Whats that?
Me: Its a gate
Kid: Why?

[William Schmitt @NighthawkBishop]

How come you only get days off for crappy weather and never nice day like today?

[Alex @turnbuck13]

Don't know what I want in life.

[William Schmitt @NighthawkBishop]

Sometimes you have to be the bad guy

[William Schmitt @NighthawkBishop]

Something something DANGER ZONE #DangerZone

[William Schmitt @NighthawkBishop]

There maybe no such thing as a stupid question but that doesnt mean i won't give a stupid answer

[William Schmitt @NighthawkBishop]

It a good day when the boss man tells me i dont suck