Champ Nightengale

just a man. standing in front of a Twitter. asking it to love him. and maybe people will laugh at my jokes and I'll get to be a comedian for my life and b happy

[Champ Nightengale @NighthawkSmash]

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@dustyslay “Tough time to mail someone some loose baby powder…” 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 I died dude. Such a great line!

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@howertonjosh Took my boys to the lake this weekend and had Kentucky representing the Live Free Nation this while catfishing! #LiveFreeNation #Catfishing

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As a bigger guy, I really appreciated @realaaronweber on today’s “Public Figures” podcast:

Aaron: What size is that?

Brian: Uh let’s see here. This is…XL.

A: Alright, you can hold onto that.

B: Looks bigger than that, doesn’t it?

A: You think that until you put it on
🤣🤣🤣

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I will never be too old to laugh out loud at this part 🤣

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@iluvtacos0822 Always down for some Sinatra ❤️

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@marieannechan76 This makes me really happy I reconsidered moving to the unincorporated territory beyond city limits. Thank goodness for spotty newspaper delivery reviews online or I might have gone through with it.

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@marieannechan76 Only because you said eleventy billion, which isn’t even a number…yet.

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@marieannechan76 I have many ethically sourced animal pelts, a better than fair assortment of delicious canned goods, and plenty of firewood for warmth so this tracks

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@marieannechan76 I am big fan of the root variation of the aforementioned libation 😁

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@marieannechan76 They can’t take that away from you

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@EmilySm43 100%. So do both of my sons.

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