Shafe

Raleigh, NC
Gators
Cleveland
Gator Nation’s favorite prez.

[Shafe @NighthawkUF]

@CleGuardians Jose statue now pls

[Shafe @NighthawkUF]

@PuckFupett69 Hi Mr. Fupett69, I run this account. It isn’t politically motivated & purely satire. Thousands of people w/ all political beliefs find it funny, but if you don’t, I suggest you keep scrolling or block it. Also, I have 2 engineering degrees from UF. Go Gators & have a nice day!

[Florida Gators 🐊🔥 @gatorsszn]

Kyle Pitts and Bijan Robinson have made a bet on the Texas-Florida game this weekend 👀

Bijan Robinson will have to wear an Albert the Gator head and a Kyle Pitts jersey on MNF if the Gators upset the Longhorns 🔥

Pitts did not say what he would have to do if Texas wins.

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

HAPPY 33rd BIRTHDAY JOSE RAMIREZ!!! 🐐

[Shafe @NighthawkUF]

The active Secretary of State just followed GatorsTrump what is going on
I don’t know how to react to this

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

Two years ago today, Jose Ramirez cemented his status as a Cleveland legend 🔥🔥🔥

[Shafe @NighthawkUF]

@qshironalberti3 @SleeperHeat Second best D-Wade in Cavs history

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

“They’ll be called the Cleveland Guardians and the team’s best player will sign an extension for $100M less than he is worth”

“Certainly they will take advantage of this by using some of that saved money to sign other good players”

“They will not”

[FitzManMSU @FitzManMSU]

Just your annual reminder that this is the worst place on the planet. Never visit. Especially in the summer.

[Axel @fastrlife]

BIGGEST MALE CANON EVENTS:

- Realizing WWE is fake
- First heartbreak
- Marvins room
- Discovering family lore you never knew of
- Getting jacked
- Unemployed era
- Summer 2016 (you had to be there)
- OBJ catch
- Homies switching up on you
- Touching real money
- Understanding god exists
- Losing a pet
- Stronger than your dad
- Fumbling a 8/10 (great body) that liked you
- Covid warzone with the boys
- Realizing you might be goated
- November 2021
- Touching rim (10 ft)

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

What a time to be alive

[Shafe @NighthawkUF]

@GatorsTrump Please ensure UConn fans find this

[Shafe @NighthawkUF]

Gators in Raleigh? I’m there🔥

[Shafe @NighthawkUF]

🙌🏼

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

I think Jim Thome is the most overlooked power hitter of all time. He has 612 career HRs and no one talks about it

[Guardians of The Land @OurCLEGuardians]

It's officially baseball season!

#ForTheLand

[Shafe @NighthawkUF]

@AlabamaFTBL Just threw my TV through the window watching this crap. I’m done with this team. Milroe is awful and I am taking my fandom to root for Florida, who actually has a real quarterback in DJ Lagway.

[Shafe @NighthawkUF]

🗣️🗣️

[¹⁰ @HoodiGarland]

Darius Garland with the tough finish:

“AND FUCKING 1”

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

Nine unbeaten college basketball teams remain 👀