Nihilist Neuron

Existential Terror. Philosophy lecturer interested in mind, cogsci, and emotion. Hobbies include tic-tac-toe and evidence for ocean.

[Bhangbhangduc @bhangbhangducx]

Baby Yoda's increasing maturity and continued inability to speak is starting to raise questions about if he's developmentally disabled

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

My nephew is telling me he’s a little teapot. Only 5 years old and already a fucking liar like his father.

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

going up the stairs 2 at a time: bold. invigorating. powerful and efficient

going down the stairs 2 at a time: scary scary scary scary scary fucking scary

[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

Steve Harvey: Name something that shoots out your penis

Me: Hmm I’m gonna say cum, Steve

Steve Harvey: What’s wrong with you?

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

i bet charlie brown started experimenting bisexually in college. woodstock wasnt there to call him slurs

[Schuyler Mitchell @schuy_ler]

sigh, if only there were a leftist magazine that could publish a package of critical essays examining the financial difficulties of being a writer in 2026, and the material forces that got us here…

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Wasting your entire life can feel daunting. Just focus on wasting one hour at a time and you'll get there

[Nihilist Neuron @NihilistNeuron]

@RedGreenBC @Howlingmutant0 @Howlingmutant0 just mad he got doxxed

[ornstein @poopswag34]

The Taco Bell app pauses your music when you open it so you can focus on ordering Taco Bell

[misto @mistowho]

Do British people still do the accent when nobody's around

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

Fun fact! Elmo is actually short for El Mohammed

[Isaac the Sacrificial @Sacrifice_Isaac]

Suicide is much cheaper than the price of Living.

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

(Reading a novel with a third person narrator) who said that? (looking around the room) where ARE you?

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I would never give a mouse a cookie. I’d give it a Coors Banquet and a cigarette

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

Ok you’re bleeding from the head. That’s good. that means you’re getting all the injury out

[yuyu ᜌᜓᜌᜓ 🍉 @yuyu_finale]

actually your late 20s are for realizing you hate the current trajectory of your life and starting over

[William Gerrard @Bill_Gerrard]

Due to declining literacy, future generations will show up in Hell totally unable to parse the delicious irony of the eternal torment chosen specifically for them based on their characteristic form of sinfulness 😫

[Nihilist Neuron @NihilistNeuron]

@Billvvzz @perdifoil @rhizomancer Be serious. He’s absolutely not the “biggest political assassination of the last 50 years in the us”. And he’s frankly not that important to the alt right movement. Milo has a better chance of appearing in the history books wrt that