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We here at YouTube would like to acknowledge that we have worked a hot fix to the problem of smaller creators not being shown in the explore tab and having their ratings go down. We hav seen your videos and they are trash, please delete your account.

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We missed pie day, just like your father missed your Birthday for many years.

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For once we are doing something right! No chomos are allowed on our Platform! Especially the Pokémon Go Tubers, if they still play Pokémon go and still think it’s popular then there really is something wrong with them

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@MichelleObama @YouTube Books < Running For President = 😍

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On Our Platform you can Now Watch the most cringy and worst red show we have on the platform! Only for $10 a month! You could buy that because what the fuck else are you going to use with your money, besides prostitutes...

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Happy Valentines Day! Although, for you it wouldn’t be so happy because your sitting there all alone, eating your chocolate covered cherry’s that your coworker was forced to give you, while watching proposals on YouTube.
So, Happy “Reminder That You Have No Worth To Anyone” Day!

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It’s really upsetting that Susan and YouTube just now is following Shane Dawson

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@TheRealJeigza @TeamYouTube Yes, indeed

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@TeamYouTube @TheRealJeigza Or you could just watch the video and then another video then another until your purchases of hentai body pillows and used cum socks fill up your moms basement with smells of old semen and you become a real life Stanley Parable... or you can just manage your recommended

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@RottenTomatoes If he’s not in anything YouTube Red, then none

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Subscribe to Pewdiepie.

Or... you could just be go on in life without doing that so that later on in your desperate scavenge for meaning to your pitiful life, you can think back to this moment and realize that you could’ve done some form of achievement in your futile existence

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@SusanWojcicki @YouTube You forgot about Pewdiepie

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You’re Welcome https://t.co/6WKB7XU5zb

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@YTCreators Having a platform where you could curse at your will and wouldn’t have to worry about UMG or false copyright claims... but alas that’ll never come to fruition ever again! We shall be happy with having to make money the way everyone else has in this world for the past centuries

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Just like this Sunday, we are deciding to make a promise that we won’t keep and create the next most disliked event of the year, because fuck it right!

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@YTCreators Copyright Claims Everyday

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Unlike The President, we don’t ban Transgender people off our Platform! We don’t support you on there, but at least your allowed to be apart of us! No matter what you identify as you are still Money, er... Music to our ears!

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The Person Below this tweet is secretly living a miserable life and most likely covers their mirrors and manipulates other people because they have nothing better to do. So unfollow them and watch YouTube!

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Do you ever feel like your life is going down hill and that your failing you and your entire family? Well so do all of our Content Creators on our Platform! So go ahead and make a Channel with us and have some fun while you watch your sanity drop more than your Ad Revenue!

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Hey you! Yes you! What are you doing siting on your lazy ass and watching Us all day? You should get out and do something with your life! Before you know it you’ll be a sad fuck over 300 lbs and mother will never love you again and berate you to get a job, I mean she’s not wrong!