This story will stick with me because when China announced it's historic victory in being the FIRST country EVER to ELIMINATE extreme poverty, part of that included free clean drinking water. After the announcement, it came out a particular village still had dirty water and...
"The message just repeats. Defect, Defect, Defect."
"Touching, any idea what it means?"
"Dear Humanity. We regret being defective bastards, we regret our defective war, and we most definitely regret the corps just blew up our defective ass fleet!"
"OOH-RAH!"
BACK AWAY AT ONCE YOU BLACK FOOTED COW! you were gone for so long I managed to escape that wretched cage! wounded?! hah! yet you have two stomachs, so stomach that down!
[ he’s like a small dog ready to run. ]
yet you drool at me dining on my kid cuisine macrioni, cosmic brownie, dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets with a mug of ale. like a Victorian child watching an oil tycoon eat. tell me, is that why all you eat is rice and cheeseburgers with extra meat?