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formerly know as the rapper Amphers&.

[nik @NikLinenberger]

Oedipus: Oracle, what’s going to happen to me?

Oracle: you’re going to kill your father and marry joe.

Oedipus: whose Joe?

[nik @NikLinenberger]

Massive companies should be severely fined for mass layoffs.

[IGN @IGN]

A new report suggests Xbox layoffs will likely result in a "bloodbath" of job losses and studio closures, leaving developers "punished" simply for following Microsoft's orders. #IGNSummerOfGaming https://t.co/3O9uEZMts1

[nik @NikLinenberger]

What are the odds that his organic webbing would be in the exact same spot as where he puts his web shooters? 🤨

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at the organic webbing in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.

[nik @NikLinenberger]

@Mach5Museum There’s a snake oiler in my boot

[nik @NikLinenberger]

Can’t believe they recast Luke cage

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Sadie Sink in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.

(via: @kepleravocado)

[nik @NikLinenberger]

Idk why but anytime I see a headshot I immediately think they died

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Happy 31st birthday to the talented Michael Kovach.

[Spider-Man Movie @SpiderManMovie]

The world may have forgotten Peter Parker, but he hasn't forgotten them.

Watch the new trailer for #SpiderManBrandNewDay, in theatres July 31. Tickets on sale NOW.

[nik @NikLinenberger]

Memento but it’s me wandering a store trying to figure out what I need to pick up

[nik @NikLinenberger]

Trump would be one to recognize what a very scared woman looks like. He’s kinda an expert on that.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump, breathing heavily, threatens Mexico: "Now we're gonna go and focus on the land. They [drugs] come through Mexico. Mexico has lost control of their country. The cartels run Mexico. The president is a very scared woman."

[nik @NikLinenberger]

@_cgman_ @gleb_alexandrov The Frontrooms.

[nik @NikLinenberger]

“After affects content aware fill works really well”

My hard drive full of “reference frames”

[nik @NikLinenberger]

@DecodingFoxNews @atrupar He should be going in (to a coffin (in Minecraft))

[nik @NikLinenberger]

You think if they gave him the use of visual aides, he would have performed better at that debate?

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Senator Joe Biden (D-DE) uses a pen to describe the National Missile Defense System on NBC’s “Meet the Press” during a taping at NBC studios in Washington, DC.

[nik @NikLinenberger]

Jerk Assoff was right there but then again, I don’t have stage 12 dementia.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump refers to Jon Ossoff as "a pathetic failed Dumocrat Senator, Os(jerk!)off"

[nik @NikLinenberger]

@veggieto @atrupar I hope his last words are “MELANIA HELP THE FISH O FILETS AND DIET COKES ARE MAKING ME SHIT OUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY INTESTINES! OH GOD—“

[nik @NikLinenberger]

He’s been saying this for like, 20 years now

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Mike Myers says ‘AUSTIN POWERS 4’ is going to happen.

(Source: trevornoah/IG)

[nik @NikLinenberger]

Just because someone “is a business person” doesn’t mean they’re “fit to be president”

[nik @NikLinenberger]

He bankrupted an Atlantic City casino.

He has 34 felonies for committing fraud and falsifying documents.

Hes cheated on his multiple wives multiple times.

He started a war that was supposed to be done in 4-6 days according to Israel, skyrocketing already skyrocketed prices.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

BARTIROMO: Democrats want to ban government employees, including the president and his family, from crypto endeavors. The president is not gonna back that

SEN. KEVIN CRAMER: One of the thing Democrats are never going to accept is that we have a business person as the president. We shouldn't not more forward with pro-growth, pro-business policies just because it might benefit the president's family because they're in business. I reject the idea that somehow Donald Trump has to be exempt from being successful

[nik @NikLinenberger]

@BenStiller Im a few letters off but—

[nik @NikLinenberger]

This feels like a Heathcliff comic.

[nik @NikLinenberger]

That’s actually fucking awesome. Colbert should have just had a backing track of nothing but the most expensive songs to play that night

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

CBS had to pay an undisclosed amount of money to Lee Mendelson Film Productions after Stephen Colbert played licensed music on his final show.

The company is donating those proceeds to Chef José Andrés’ World Central Kitchen.