Nik

Just trying to survive in this current geo-political climate.

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

So many “stop drugs” replies. Do they know people addicted to opioids can’t just stop or they’ll die from withdrawals? They may need methadone to help which again costs MONEY, hard to get that when in jail for being homeless.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

FACT CHECK

Trump: “Biden is a very bad Palestinian.”

TRUE: Biden is far too alive to be a Palestinian.

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

They have Biden’s goal for the night written in the lower corner.

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

“Intricacies of communication” . If you need your chores broken down for you like a toddler, your partner married an idiot.

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

The intricacies of communication

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

I had to move to Phoenix to get around the blackout 🤷‍♂️

[Bob Kravitz @bkravitz]

My question at 228 am is, what’s the most elaborate Indy 500 blackout workaround you’ve ever executed? Your responses might end up in a column. This is not part of a sting operation

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

This goes to show, most jobs don’t actually require you to be in office from 8-5 Monday through Friday because there is so much downtime.

[Zac Solomon @ZacSolomon]

2pm on a Tuesday in Austin

Work from home culture here is STRONG ☀️

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again. They took the downfall of Daenerys story line that should have lasted at minimum an entire season and said we got 3 episodes let’s ride. Completely gutted what could have been amazing.

[Thrones Facts | HOTD 🐉 @Thrones_Facts]

When Daenerys looks out over King's Landing virtually unscathed as the bells ring, she gets angry because they're surrendering so easily after everything that's happened to her

"She feels empty, It wasn't what she thought it was. It's not enough" — Director Miguel Sapochnik

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

My wife wnd her friends to me and I wouldn’t want it any other way 🫡. She’s my 10/10.

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

Remember kids before NIL, make money off your name = bad, committing double murder = that’s fine. (Give Reggie his heisman back.)

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

Covid lockdowns and student loan pauses were the worst thing to happen to the car economy. People saw “free money” and went and bought brand new cars with all the trimmings they couldn’t actually afford not thinking 2-3 years in the future.

[Shipbox Garage @ShipboxGarage]

What’s your unpopular car opinion that has you like this

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

Fun fact the Earths population was about 1.6 billion in 1900. Today it’s around 8 billion million. That’s about 5 times more in just 124 years. Overpopulation is probably humanities biggest issue leading to housing crisis’s etc. So I think declining birth rate is fine.

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

“Matter of fact, I’m 33% blind in my right eye I can’t even see you sir”

[Canyou ⚜️ @Valkyrie_Fleur]

Pro-tip:

If you are at the courthouse, always check behind the toilets for bribe money that hasn't been collected yet.

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

But we now get double the big monsters in different tones and it is awesome. I love both iterations.

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

#GodzillaXKongTheNewEmpire was a lot of enjoyable dumb fun but The monsterverse feels like kids playing with action figures compared to #GodzillaMinusOne

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

Just wait till they see Dune: Messiah

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

Mahomes said that so fast. He was like no taksie backsies. 😂

[📽️ Red Tribe Cinema @ClayWendler]

Mahomes visible shock at the 49ers taking the ball 👀

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

Me 2 this day.

[Zak Keefer @zkeefer]

TY's right. Luck was SO good in Reich's offense by the end of 2018 ... have often wondered what that team could've done if he was out there in '19. I think AFCG at least ...

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

@TYHilton13 is right it does hurt and I will never understand the people who sent Luck off like that. One of my favorite players ever.

[The Trenches Show @TrenchesShow]

“If you didn’t send him off that way, you might’ve gotten another luck sighting” - 👻

#TheTrenchesShow

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

If all these bots are going to continue following me, can they at least all like my tweets. Damn.

[Nik @Nik_Martin23]

I watch subtitles on English language shows. I only speak English. Subtitles are life.

[Chris 🇮🇪 @ThisIsCreation]

In times like this, it's worth remembering what Bong Joon-Ho once said: