Nne Umuasa

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@AndyjnrUmaru 60k

[Green Environment and Climate Change Initiative @_grenchi]

𝘾𝙡𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙏𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙥 2📚

Building on the momentum of our successful #ClimateTeachersWorkshop in January, we will be training more teachers tomorrow 20th of May. But this time, across the 21 Local Government Areas in Anambra State🇳🇬.
#grenchi

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@Aheesha_x some things are best experienced

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@Kene_Nnewi obi ojoo akalia

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@naffaish01 the hot water I believe is a contributing factor to your increase of water intake plus breastfeeding

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@OlisaOsega Congratulations na eziokwu olisaemeka,Chukwudalu

[am_kun @_Am_Kun]

I bought a router from Globacom Nigeria and was clearly told the data plan was unlimited. I even confirmed it in the app during subscription it showed “Data volume: Unlimited.”
I paid for one month, but after just two weeks, the internet stopped working.
When I called customer

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@Jaecougar My husband's village had to stop involving umuada in burial due to the demands

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@ChibuPower121 Congrats uncle Quad

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@osemagnum 10cm

[Dr. Ose Etiobhio @osemagnum]

VAGINAL DELIVERY vs CAESAREAN SECTION: THE REAL GIST!

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We love seeing all the informed responses here! You guys are making our job easier... keep it up! Now, let’s talk about pushing vs. slicing (just kidding… or not).

Both Are Great Ways to Have a Baby!

But guess what? You don’t get to just pick one like a menu option. The decision involves your doctor, a multidisciplinary team (MDT), and YOU, usually around 34–35 weeks.

Vaginal Delivery: The Natural Marathon

If you love endurance sports, this one’s for you! But like any marathon, there are challenges:

● Exhaustion – Because, well… pushing a baby out isn’t exactly a walk in the park.

● Baby distress – Sometimes, babies aren’t as patient as we’d like.

● Slow progress – Feels like forever, but patience is key.

● Forceps or vacuum assistance – Think of it as a gentle "baby eviction notice."

● Vaginal tears – Your lady bits may not come out unscathed.

● Heavy bleeding – A little extra drama, but we’re ready for it.

● Shoulder dystocia – When the baby’s shoulders play "stuck in traffic."

● Bladder/anus injuries – Because childbirth likes to keep things interesting.

● Surprise emergency CS – Plot twist! Sometimes, after all that effort, a CS is still needed.

Caesarean Section: The VIP Exit

Sometimes, babies prefer the express route! But CS isn’t a breezy ride either:

● Nausea & vomiting – Because your stomach doesn’t always like surprises.

● Pain at the surgical site – A trade-off for skipping the pushing.

● Spinal headaches – Like a hangover, but without the fun.

● Wound infections – Because nobody likes an uninvited guest.

● Bladder & intestine injuries – Surgeons try to avoid these, but hey, things are tight in there.

● Heavy bleeding – Yes, even with surgery.

● Risk of womb removal – This is rare, but when things get serious, we do what we must.

● Higher chance of CS next time – Your uterus may not want another surprise party.

So, Which One Is Better?

Neither! It’s not about which method is cooler, braver, or easier. The real question is: Are you in safe hands?

Whether it’s pushing or a precision cut, the goal is a healthy baby and a healthy mom. The best delivery is the one that’s right for YOU.

Now, go ahead and show this post some love! ❤️ (We promise no extra contractions if you do.)

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@treatpworld I just tie the pads and diapers and https://t.co/lutfgxsHSB them sabi,whatever evil the plan to do with it,will equally befall them.That's how if you eat outside problem if de didn't use menstrual blood,is water de used in bathing corpse to cook

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@nosafk please Ash color

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@ladycarpenter01 @talk2veee Experienced it,it resolved on its own when my baby was almost 8 months.The pain started in my 3rd trimester

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@MrEnugu1 100k only

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@AfamDeluxo Honesty and commitment 💯

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@AfamDeluxo 🤣🤣

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@MrMekzy_ Regina bu go di mmiri onunu.Nwa sapulu aru

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This Sunday REWARD is for YOU. 🫵

If Arsenal score against Man City, we will reward lucky fans who LIKE and REPOST ASAP. 💥💥