Hold your head up high. Stand strong be proud of who you are. Hold close to what you have and love. Be happy. Demand the best. Improve as a person in everyway.
“Now remember, we’re supposed to help both teams cheat.”
“How the hell do we do that?”
“End in a tie?”
“It’s the Super Bowl guys, they can’t split the trophy in half.”
“They can’t?”
“News to me.”
“Just start throwing flags.”
“When?”
“Who cares, just throw them.”
“Sounds good.”
So I woke up from drinking last night to Shrek and its the scene where Farquad asks Fiona to marry him and she says yes and rushes the wedding for that day and all I can think is “Wow she really that petty tryna get revenge on Shrek. She’s willing to marry someone on the spot!”
So today I was talking to a couple of college buddies and i messaged them saying that it smelled like marshmellow mateys to which they responded what is that? And i replied its off brand lucky charms and thats when it hit me.... man i’m poor😂😂 #poorpeopleproblems