Nikhil Paul

Wallflower with a twisted sense of humour

[Nikhil Paul @NikhilPaul]

This valentine's day like #ModiJi I'm also trying to woo people who are not interested in me #PoMoneModi #ModiInKochi #ModiInChennai #AatmaNirbharValentineDay

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

We stand in solidarity with the #FarmersProtest in India.
https://t.co/tqvR0oHgo0

[Rihanna @rihanna]

why aren’t we talking about this?! #FarmersProtest https://t.co/obmIlXhK9S

[Nikhil Paul @NikhilPaul]

I want Jallikattu to win so that sanghis would be confused whether they should -
1) Be happy that an Indian movie won an Oscar
Or
2) Be outraged that a movie about people eating beef won an Oscar #JallikattuForOscars

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

No shirt. No shoes. No problem.

Inaction is action. Stay home. #AloneTogether

[Nikhil Paul @NikhilPaul]

@naukarshah Pretty sure he can't count beyond 18.

[Nikhil Paul @NikhilPaul]

@PMOIndia @narendramodi But you don't like dialogue... Only monologue

[Nikhil Paul @NikhilPaul]

Do we stand up for whats right and kill #CAB/#CAA by protesting against it or do we just stand around like a bunch of dick-less people(no pun intended) cheering and watching the world burn around us. #CAAProtest #CAAAgainstConstitution 5/5

[Nikhil Paul @NikhilPaul]

Here is my explanation of #CAB in terms of #GameOfThrones - Remember when Danerys comes to Kings Landing and starts off by burning the Iron Fleet and the Golden Company? And we cheered because that was kinda right thing to do. But then she went bat shit crazy 1/5

[Nikhil Paul @NikhilPaul]

and at that moment he knows that if Danerys becomes the queen then she would do this every time someone does something that she thinks is wrong. It might not be immediate but it is an eventual thing. With #CAB being passed and effectively becoming #CAA we have to choose. 4/5

[Nikhil Paul @NikhilPaul]

@fleabag is probably one of best comedy show I've seen in a very very long time. Phoebe Waller deserves every award possible. Can't wait for next season.

[Nikhil Paul @NikhilPaul]

@hotstar_helps 1)The playback stops automatically every now and then and asks me to log out and login again and I'm the only one who uses my account.
2) There is no next button
3) Skipping to a new episode is not user friendly

[Nikhil Paul @NikhilPaul]

The only thing @HotstarPremium does flawlessly is auto payments. Their UI/UX is still garbage. Can't wait for Game of Thrones to get over to unsubscribe.

[Nikhil Paul @NikhilPaul]

@HotstarPremium you have the worst UI UX in the history of UI UX... I hope you realize that people subscribe only to watch game of thrones and they leave cuz your UI UX is not worth their time. #HotStarSucks

[Nikhil Paul @NikhilPaul]

@NetflixIndia what's with not having your show arrested development in India?

[Nikhil Paul @NikhilPaul]

With the amount of patriotic movies coming from Bollywood they should get a tableau during #RepublicDay as well

[Nikhil Paul @NikhilPaul]

@htTweets STOP RUINING THE MOVIE IN YOUR HEADLINES!! Here's a throwaway headline which is shorter and ensures people who try to stay away from spoilers can choose to avoid "Tony Stark's fate in Avengers Endgame as per a theory" #SpoilerAlert