Nikhil Naidu

Twitter, where self-important people get the recognition they deserve.

[Nikhil Naidu @Nikhil_Pickle]

@Dinnydae I parted from Twitter a long time ago, but maybe I'll come back better than ever!

[Nikhil Naidu @Nikhil_Pickle]

A designated bot to stop me drunk texting would be helpful. #smcakl

[Nikhil Naidu @Nikhil_Pickle]

Thanks #smcakl Epic Beer at the Asian Persuasian.

[Jimmy Neesham @JimmyNeesh]

Oh sure AB bats like this and everyone says he's amazing. I do it at our family Xmas and every1 says Im "an asshole" and "bullying the kids"

[Stuart Laws @thisstuartlaws]

I went on a flight that had a chat room all passengers could use, after choosing a nickname. I chose "Pilot"

[Kane Williamson @NotNossy]

🙃🙃🙃 I am very happy for Steve he really deserves that test player of the year accolade congrats Steve love from the #1 test batsman xox 🙃🙃🙃

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Phineas. He's a magical dog. Only appears through the hole of a donut. 10/10 mysterious pup

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

When I woke up this morning, I decided I would accomplish something today. Looking back, I admit that may have been slightly ambitious

[Nikhil Naidu @Nikhil_Pickle]

Sat what you want about the @BLACKCAPS but we are the spirit of cricket.

[Nikhil Naidu @Nikhil_Pickle]

David warner talking about the spirit of the game is like Rolf Harris talking about controlling one's sexual urges. #AUSvNZ

[FOX SPORTS News @FOXSportsNews]

Michelle Payne creates history being the first female to ride a #MelbourneCup winner

[no name, just vibes @vibesactually_]

loooool

[Craig McCulloch @craigmcculloch]

This calls for another grubber kick, I reckon. #RSAvNZL

[Nikhil Naidu @Nikhil_Pickle]

@_suraya Lol. We're bradas. I don't know too many people going either tbh.

[Nikhil Naidu @Nikhil_Pickle]

@_suraya Yeah, I am. What's up?

[Police Scotland Falkirk @PSOSFalkirk]

We can confirm we are investigating a robbery at #twickenham earlier! Unlucky #sco

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Alastair Cook has now batted longer than the combined total match time of England at the rugby and football world cups

#bbccricket #PAKvENG

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

With a skeleton crew, filming for Amazon Prime's new motoring programme has begun.