Niki C

Where I impart my wise words onto thee.

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If you have a speech impediment, I’m the kind of person who assumes it’s an accent.

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Duuuurrr

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You ever want to run away and just lay on a beach by yourself for an eternity but also want to be surrounded by a million people that genuinely love you and want the best for you at the same time?

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I bought something for myself today! I put on my purchase and stood where my husband couldn’t see said item. I said to him “Soooo I made a purchase today! It’s something I’ve wanted a really long time” and he immediately says “is it rain boots?” Am I that predictable??

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I know for a fact that I have bought at least 329 sketchbooks in my life time and have never completely filled one in all that time. And the moment I need a sketchbook I can’t find a single one 🤨

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Bleh

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Currently wondering how many disguised criminals I’ve come into contact with

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Do you ever wish you could split yourself so you could live all the lives you could possibly live?

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My nose won’t stop itching…

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#dove #beautiful #worthit

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You ever play a game and get stuck on a level and then after a really long time like everything just lays out so you can get way more power ups than you could ever possibly even need…..Like damn I'm that bad that the game has to rig itself just so I can win?

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I had a girl at work last week tell me “Not old like you old but old like x person old” LIKE YOU SAID WHAT HOLD ME BACK

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Weird quote from a conversation inside my head. Me saying to my boss “I even prayed to Mother Nature in the shower last night to help me become more cognizant and observant in life but more importantly work.”

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@olivegarden y’all need to spice up your Twitter! If you need a new social media manager,

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Advice from the hubby “You should probably listen to some @ShaniaTwain. She always cheers me up.”

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Compassion is unlimited and it isn’t a competition. There are unlimited slices within you to share with others, as long as others continue to share theirs with you.

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Excited about my new planters 😍

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Some mediocre art by moi

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I once dumped a guy I was dating because he came out of the bathroom with his shirt tucked into his tighty-whities on accident. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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THE HORROR. THE AUDACITY 😱