Nicole Malinowski

A pessimist pretending to be an optimist

[Nicole Malinowski @NikiMalinowski]

@jtm5427 I was being sarcastic. If you don't want to deal with traffic, come at 8 instead and take back roads

[Nicole Malinowski @NikiMalinowski]

@jtm5427 let us know when you'll be arriving to campus and we will rope off a VIP parking spot just for you

[Nicole Malinowski @NikiMalinowski]

@jtm5427 I think you mean *because *America's *former President of the United States

[Nicole Malinowski @NikiMalinowski]

@DeltaAssist lady behind me called this "the trip from hell." I agree.

[Nicole Malinowski @NikiMalinowski]

@LillyPulitzer weather in November? I'm fine with that 😎🌸🌺🍂

[Nicole Malinowski @NikiMalinowski]

"What the fuck is that? An alcohol sippy cup? Oh wait it's a shot. Never mind."

[Nicole Malinowski @NikiMalinowski]

Am I the only one that thinks it's weird that so many girls dressed as pineapples this Halloween?

[Nick Hirsch @nhirschey]

"Do you know how i got these scars............" https://t.co/xh07Kkw5vf

[Nicole Malinowski @NikiMalinowski]

Bought my plane ticket home to see my puppy. Best thing I've done all week 😊

[Nicole Malinowski @NikiMalinowski]

Thank you @BVZradio ! We really appreciate it!!! 💕 #findacure #BreastCancerAwareness

[Nicole Malinowski @NikiMalinowski]

@BVZradio can you give a shout out about these lovely #BreastCancerAwareness ribbons @ThetaPhiBehrend is selling outside Brunos? ☺️💕

[Nicole Malinowski @NikiMalinowski]

Happy 40th birthday to the best show ever created, @nbcsnl ❤️🗽 #snl

[Nicole Malinowski @NikiMalinowski]

@nhirschey yes I can ❤️😘

[Nicole Malinowski @NikiMalinowski]

Can't trust these hoes.

[Landon Romano @landonromano]

*poem to bae*

you're the contour to my highlight. the eyebrows to my fleek. the Anastasia to my Beverly Hills. the foundation to my kabuki.

[Nicole Malinowski @NikiMalinowski]

Cool, @totalsratmove wrote an article about me 😜 https://t.co/4PUKU80ctf

[Total Sorority Move @totalsratmove]

33 Signs You’re The “Weird Friend” Of The Group: http://t.co/3imqh3hL3K

[Nicole Malinowski @NikiMalinowski]

I would probably die if a guy ever bought me a letter shirt