Nikki

I’m a mom.

[Nikki @NikkiDaidone]

@DiamondBrie It’s science.

[Nikki @NikkiDaidone]

I don’t know if there’s a bigger red flag than a girl who drives an Altima

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I hope everyone who spends a ton of time with my husband that he could be spending at home with his family appreciates that time. I really do.

[Nikki @NikkiDaidone]

Ice machines with scoops in the office are SO nasty. I just watch everyone touch scoop with dirty hands, touch scoop to ice, touch scoop to their side of their cups, and back into the machine. Y’all nasty.

[Nikki @NikkiDaidone]

There is nothing sweeter than dads at daycare drop off

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No one should have to be a single parent if they don’t want to be. Shit’s whack.

[Nikki @NikkiDaidone]

When you’re a parent, work is vacation.

[Nikki @NikkiDaidone]

PSA: Don’t smoke cigs in a drive thru. Just don’t.

[Nikki @NikkiDaidone]

Not #TheBachelorette making me SOB 😭

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I hate it here

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Idk who needs to hear this, but you aren’t special. There’s hundreds of thousands of people who like and do the same things as you.

[Nikki @NikkiDaidone]

The best part of any day is brushing my teeth and washing my face. Period. No argument.

[Nikki @NikkiDaidone]

There’s a 100% chance that if you’ve ever said a 4Runner is your dream car, especially a Limited, that I know exactly the type of woman you are.

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American culture surrounding work and vacation is v weird. Why we no respect when people are on vacation from their jobs? I’ll be gone for three days. You’ll be ok til I get back.

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@TobieTobieTobie @hoka Man they had my size left in stock but it kept telling me it wouldn’t ship to me and not a valid address 😭😭😭

[Nikki @NikkiDaidone]

Adults who don’t replace the toilet paper after using the last of a roll..
Grow up.

[Nikki @NikkiDaidone]

There’s gotta be some sort of science behind a bed feeling so much better in the morning than any other time.

[Nikki @NikkiDaidone]

I could sleep for like 47 years, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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Chef’s kiss is cringe

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I’ve never heard of anyone so fucking interested in high school football than a band mom. Jesus. Fucking. Christ.