Such a challenge when you get ur lashes done and they tell you you can’t get them wet for 48 hours like do they realise how hard it is to go two days without crying
Flicking through my phone and finding various random contacts I haven’t a clue who they are. A result of drunken chats in the girls toilets... ngl I could really do with grandma Jen’s advice rn...
@sainsburys Do people ‘on the go’ to you carry round a set of cutlery...? Just had to eat this in public using my hands / pour it into my mouth and hope I don’t miss... outrageous #wheresmyfork
Always a lovely compliment when someone says you look like someone pretty @zaralarsson I got today.... a nice change from the more frequent ones (lil from the rugrats, Dobby, Gollum, Maggie Simpson)
i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart
Why does the ‘delete for everyone’ button on WhatsApp only last for 1 hour...?! that’s not enough time for me to sober up and stop myself from ruining my life for the 10000000000 time. @WhatsApp