Nikki Modesto

The secret life of a bored housewife 😏

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So, my therapist dumped me today. Guess she thinks I'm fixed

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@SvnSxty @drwhotfaskedyou This hurt my high little head😅🥴

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@theHetal @patnspankme No, unless they were the obnoxious type that it's all they talk about, or they are mean.

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When did I become that person that is freezing all the time?

[𝕛. @jordijoints]

watches the news for 5 seconds and already needs to chain smoke

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(2/2)

5ft Me: Babe! The shelves are filthy. You know I can't see up there. You have to tell me these things!

6ft Hubs: Well you don't dust anything, so why would that be any different?

😳🥴🙈🤣

#heaintwrong #badhousewife #meatballprobs #shortwife #outofsightoutofmind

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(1/2) My lowest self of my kitchen cabinets is at my eye level. So while I can reach most of what I need, I can't see them.

Today, I get on the counter to reach something, and see that all my shelves are DUSTY AF.

#badhousewife #meatballprobs #shortwife #outofsightoutofmind

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Good morning and happy Friyay!

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@PossiblyDrunk87

['Ice Cube Tony' @0DegreesCelsius]

This maybe an understatement but some people on twitter .. I don't understand !😆

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@perlhack I'm embarrassed how hard that made me laugh

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@LarrysTwin99 Seems legit

[Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ @maryfairybobrry]

Are you a happily married person or did you just see the photo your husband took of you

[That bitch with the bacon tattoo @tashaneedshelp]

Told my husband I was going to work out, but really I’m just drinking a beer alone in the basement.

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@starmagicsoul Schitts Creek

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@JPLFR80 Tacos for dinner🤤

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*make 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Does mint naked you sneeze? Or is it just me?

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@NadaAJones Just block baby, and don't look back!