I have a tattoo of the state of Iowa and some coordinates on my back.
2 women approached me on vaca and one said “I love your tattoo, so you’re from Texas?” And then her friend quickly corrected with “No, that’s Kansas.”
I’m convinced Iowa doesn’t exist to the outside world.
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I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again..my twitter drafts are a dangerous place, especially if I’ve got strong feelings about the wrongs someone has done to me or the hurt they’ve inflicted
I’m supposed to attend a potluck today and didn’t plan to take anything in advance, so here I am taking a bottle of vodka, some crystal light, and a pitcher. Vodka lemonades for everyone!