Neha Jhamtani

Human First.

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Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, divorce lawyers see good people at their worst.

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When I want 100% of my husband’s attention, I just say that “I’m ordering this.”

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Property Lawyers to Clients:
“ Badi lambi guftagu karni hai,
Tum aana, ek poori zindagi lekar.”

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I think as Advocates, our toxic trait is…

We know our body’s check engine light is on, we still drive around like, “Nah, it’s fine.”

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Me: *suddenly tries to remember the facts of the case*

My entire body:

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Ya girl officially a LAWYER⚖️

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Ya GIRL JUST PASSED THE BAR EXAM✨

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Ya girl just completed her last class of law school 🥰

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Absence is to love what wind is to fire.

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Socha tha office me senior ki Mike Ross banungi but Donna ban gayi hu😭
#ExpectationVsReality

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Ya girl just completed her last class of law school 🥰

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Ya girl just left for law school 🙌🏻⚖️

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My moot court guide once said, “Jab kuch nhi hota hai tab case law ya khuda hota hai”

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Amazing what an orgasm and relevant judgement can do for your mental health.

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Judiciary Law
Syllabus Syllabus

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In my college at the end of every sem we gotta give feedback about our professors and as lawyers I think we should have feedback for judges.

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Is it just me, or are the lawyers' offices way too cold? I just want to roll inside a blanket every time and have hot chocolate while talking to my clients.

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Glad to announce that it’s my second day in Court and I slept through most of it.

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Overheard in Pune Court:

Adv - the complainant is committing extortion by keeping the gun on the shoulders of the court to extort money, and you’re helping him pull the trigger

Judge - I will issue notice of contempt of court

Adv - It doesn’t matter as I am speaking the truth.

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Looking at the condition of law students, I think they’re becoming more of a client than an advocate.

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The world could literally be drowning and lawyers would still be working till the deadlines.

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“She’s a ten” but uses IndianKanoon

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Shouldn’t jokes on Sec 309 be called ‘dark humor’?

And shouldn’t jokes on murder be called ‘dead humor’?