Nikko

I'M A DOG AND I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. I'M JUST AS QUALIFIED I SWEAR.

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

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[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

IF A NORMAL CITIZEN DIDNT PAY TAXES, SOMETHING HORRIBLE LIKE THIS MIGHT HAPPEN. SAD. IT WOULD BE A REAL CAT-ASTROPHE https://t.co/f0ZENlBn5r

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

TODAY I SAW A CAT CLIMB MY FENCE SHIT IN MY FLOWERS AND TAKE MY FOOD! WHATS NEXT? MY BELLY RUBS? NOT ON MY GUARD! #foreignpolicy #votefordog

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

DOGGONIT! JUST BECAUSE IM COMPLETELY ILLITERATE DOESNT MEAN I SHOULDNT BE INCLUDED IN THE DEBATES! #DONTGETBONED

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

I HAVE A ROCK SOLID 3736 POINT PLAN FOR FIXING THIS COUNTRY, AND IT STARTS WITH... HOLY SHIT IS THAT A BALL!?!? #talkingpoints #puppy

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

I SUPPORT OUR FIRST AND #SECONDAMENDMENT RIGHTS!!
THE RIGHT TO TAKE A NUMBER ONE OR TWO WHEREVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE #ThisLandIsOurLand

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

DONT BEG FOR TREATS! THROW ME A BONE AND HELP MAKE THIS COUNTRY SUCH A GOOD COUNTRY, WHAT A GOOD LITTLE COUNTRY YOU ARE! YESYOUAREYESYOUARE!

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

BLUE COLLAR? HOW ABOUT NO COLLAR! SET THE COUNTRY FREE!
RUN WITH ME! #VOTEDOGFORPRESIDENT
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[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

YOURE SRSLY ASKING IF A DOG WOULD BE A GOOD PREZ? DO I SHIT IN THE WOODS??? IS MY HEAD STUCK IN THE TRASHCAN AGAIN??
COME HOME TO FIND OUT!

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

WE'RE GOING TO THE F&$(ING PARK?!?!? WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
#SAVEOURPARKS
SQUIRRELS LIVE THERE

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

DONT CHASE TAILS ALL DAY JUST TO SIT AND BEG! CLIMB TREES! JUMP FENCES! RAISE THE MIN-WAGE FOR FULL TIME EMPLOYEES! #GETYOURBALLSBACKAMERICA

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

CUT THE LEASH! FIGHT THE MAN! DEFEND YOUR TERRITORY! #VOTEDOGFORPRESIDENT

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR RECYCLING B/C I EAT ALL THE BOTTLES #DOGPRESIDENT #NIKKO4PRES #DONTGETBONED

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

FELONIES COMMITTED = 0
SQUIRRELS CHASED = 42
HAIR QUALITY = GRRRR8
THE MATH IS SIMPLE AMERICA! SUPPORT #DOGPRESIDENT
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[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

WHY ARE TREATS LIMITED TO GOOD BEHAVIOR? I DIDN'T POOP ON YOUR BED YESTERDAY, ISN'T THAT WORTH THROWING ME A BONE? #DONTGETBONED

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

ALSO DOGGY DOORS. I CHANGE MY MIND ALOT.

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

THE GAP BETWEEN THE TABLE AND THE FLOOR IS TOO DAMN HIGH! I PROMISE PUP FRIENDLY TABLES FOR ALL! TABLE SCRAPS AREN'T CUTTING IT AMERICA!!!

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

DONT SCREW THE POOCH 2016. WRITE IN DOG FOR PRESIDENT. LETS FIX THE SYSTEM LIKE THEY FIXED MY BALLS. #NEVERGOTBONED

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

NOBODY LOVES TAXES AS MUCH AS I DO. THEY'RE DELICIOUS.

[Nikko @Nikko4Pres]

HEY @9GAG THIS dog looks like our next president! #DONTGETBONED