Niko Bellic

Some things I may say might not be considered normal.

[Niko Bellic @NikoLiberty_]

Currently in the hospital. People cannot drive.

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Monday blues. Liberty rain and the smell of deep fried chicken. Another day in the land of opportunity.

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Vice City apparently is the best place for a summer vacation. I beg to differ.

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Send the emergency services. The burrito was a mistake!

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Watch out people I'm the king of the cabs!

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Driving cabs is still a very therapeutic experience in the best city of America.

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I blame the illuminati for Roman's bad jokes.

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What Xmas gift have you purchased this year for your friends/family?

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Happy Holidays to everyone. Let's see how big Santa's sack will be this year.

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It's getting colder. And I'm growing older.

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I <3 U; I dick you? ...No idea.

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6 reasons why Vice City is great: Sun, Palm Trees, Cocktails, Beaches, Bikinis and No Roman.

Summer time needs to be here quickly!

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It is cold in here, so put on all your clothes.

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Los Santos...Hmmm. No.

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I love cowboys. The wild west was the best.

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Who is TP Industries? Stop emailing me.

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Who keeps phoning me up saying they want to tea bag me!?

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Bacon.

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A recent message sent to me suggested I should start 'Clopping'.
I have lost faith in humanity after I looked this up. Why does this exist?

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Maybe I am getting paranoid but...I really think there is a ratman in the subway tunnels.
Crazy? Sure!
Impossible? Not in the USA.