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@jorkm4 @eligedisciplina She was just keeping an eye out for him

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@SalVetriDFS 50

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@AdamSchefter Wanted a lock down corner, got a locked up one

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@DschlopesIsBack He got the runs

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@NYGDaily Id like to give him a hand, but not a whole arm

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@iamSauceGardner Are you on the sauce?

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@AdamSchefter Only the Lions would draft a lock down corner and end up with a locked up corner

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@FieldYates @nfldraftscout Go fuck me

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@nfldraftscout When the police arrived , they used caution, but then they found out he wasn't armed and dangerous

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@nfldraftscout Give him a hand,, and an arm

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@ESPNPR @espn @NBA @ESPNNBA @NHL @NHLPR @StanleyCup But how many seconds?

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@NFL_DovKleiman This says a lot about you if you think you earn respect by attending a graduation. You throw out respect like it's rice at a wedding

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@HighOnBo @AdamSchefter He hit a girl in a bar.

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@bennyjohnson He was so dumb it took him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes

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@Michele_Tafoya Yes, talking on the sideline to jocks qualifies you

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@BBGreatMoments Ron LeFlore

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@FootballCravee He's got bigger tits

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@RGIII @Gretegiii Don't ever trust a man who has to tell the world how much he loves his woman.

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@WeldrSkeltr Finders keepers

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@Avabelly__ Tell him you'll give him a blow job every saturday morning at 7am