nikoli

Ante Up @ Second City tuesdays!
Where’s Jeff Improv!
Chip Nielsen Loves It Here! podcast!

[nikoli @Nikolsky95]

In loving memory

[nikoli @Nikolsky95]

going to every densely populated city when it’s grey skies out and saying “Paul Simon coded”

[umichvoter @umichvoter]

Apparently Chicago is east coast now

[nikoli @Nikolsky95]

I demand nfl team colors be more subdued
I’m talking Olive and Tuscan Sun for the Packers
I’m talking Turkish Midnight and Sedona Clay for the Pats
I want to turn on the tv and feel like a very nice lady at Sherwin Williams just helped the FUCK out of me and my wife

[nikoli @Nikolsky95]

inch by inch I ate Ty Burrell

[Joey @gothamhiphop]

What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?

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pondering the inevitability of an unbelievably shitty indie band recording ‘Let’s Dance to Let’s Dance to Joy Division’.. I’m shaking

[nikoli @Nikolsky95]

‘gonna steal your blue collar man’ girl u don’t even know how to pack a lunch pale light enough to keep him balanced on the I-beam above the burgeoning city of New York as she enters the era of machine. Ur the mr magoo baby from Fantasia’s Rhapsody in Blue sequence. Embarrassing

[nikoli @Nikolsky95]

Fuck ludacris I’d rather be sensabill

[nikoli @Nikolsky95]

i intend to be the first to have a take on this. must collect my thoughts first

[Reel Updates @worldofreel]

TAIKA WAITITI’s STAR WARS movie is officially “dead” at LucasFilm/Disney, according to @DanielRPK

https://t.co/nuIx3QXK9j

[nikoli @Nikolsky95]

Bro last night was a love letter to the genre

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Men take notes

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

Kikuho, an owl in a sailor suit, is a mascot from Yamaguchi Prefecture who promotes the concept of listening.

[nikoli @Nikolsky95]

Noooo don’t diminish and go into the west you’re so sexy aha

[nikoli @Nikolsky95]

Oh, the morose beauty of the underground pigeon! What led him, a creature of the sky, to defy every instinct and burrow himself here?
No lonelier a death than that in a foreign land. Thc cookies are really fun guys u should try them

[nikoli @Nikolsky95]

‘guy with a lot of faces’ is peak horror character design, nothing is scarier than several people

[ashley fairbanks @ziibiing]

If you share Trump’s mugshot today, please share that the Fulton County Jail it was taken at, is at 3x it’s capacity, infested with bugs, is holding 87% Black people, most of whom haven’t seen a day in court.

Six people have died in custody this year. Fuck cops, fuck jails.

[nikoli @Nikolsky95]

brb I gotta bing “can you vape into a spider to kill it”

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@tim_baltz Sublime with Rome in Chicago rn where dafuq is Randy???

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Minneapolis Journal, Minnesota, July 15, 1906

[nikoli @Nikolsky95]

zelda bosses talking mad shit like they don’t have one big eye

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goty