Nikhil Jhanb

Chelsea fan, Foodie, Loves to travel

[Nikhil Jhanb @Niksjhanb]

@khamandhokha @SwiggyCares Hi. Would like to connect with you to understand the bakeries we are missing out on.

[Nikhil Jhanb @Niksjhanb]

Well that shows the world what Lampard wants. #kepaout

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Today's Chelsea team. 💪

#CHEWOL

[Nikhil Jhanb @Niksjhanb]

@narendramodi Your constituency needs major interventions. Crossing a 1 Km stretch takes 45 minutes. When will the people of Varanasi get the flyover near the Varanasi station to ease the traffic woes ?

[Nikhil Jhanb @Niksjhanb]

FIFA world cup final so far
Croatia score own goal
Croatia score goal
Croatia gift penalty
#Croatia #WorldCup #WorldCupFinal #FRACRO #FrancevsCroatia

[Nikhil Jhanb @Niksjhanb]

Ivan Perisic what a beautiful goal

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@SushmaSwaraj @MEAIndia wishing we had people like you in the govt during the time of #Iraq invading #Kuwait. @akshaykumar

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You are and always will be a fellow blue @ChelseaFC #JoseMourinho #Blue #Chelsea #KTBFFH

[Nikhil Jhanb @Niksjhanb]

@MongiaChirag @Maruti_Corp So what do you have to do to win the competition?

[Nikhil Jhanb @Niksjhanb]

@MongiaChirag @Maruti_Corp what are you trying to win from Maruti?

[Nikhil Jhanb @Niksjhanb]

Wonder if Parliament is ever going to work. Cant you guys work without creating uproar over everything #Adjourned #Parliment #India #CBI

[Nikhil Jhanb @Niksjhanb]

Anti corruption CM / crusader @ArvindKejriwal shouldn't be scared of any raids? So why is he? #SupportModi #Independent #CBI #FunnyCM

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@ArvindKejriwal A CM stooping to such low levels that he calls the PM a coward & psycopath. Sure that Delhi is regretting making U their CM

[Nikhil Jhanb @Niksjhanb]

@ArvindKejriwal this idea was used way back in the 90's in Manilla, Philippines but people started buying more cars. Hence more parking woes

[Nikhil Jhanb @Niksjhanb]

@ArvindKejriwal Will 0 be counted as odd or an even number? Also Delhi mein seat belt ka challan toh hota nahi, how will you ensure this?

[Nikhil Jhanb @Niksjhanb]

@VodafoneIN Great initiative regarding the #ChennaiFloods

[NjM NMIMS @njmnmims]

Today we pay ode to @redbull. You either dream about it, or you go out and make it happen. #GivesYouWings

[Akshar Pathak @AksharPathak]

2008: *Govinda slaps a fan*

2009, 10, 11
*Supreme court is typing*
2012, 13, 14
*Supreme court is typing*

2015
Supreme court: "Sorry bolo"

[Nikhil Jhanb @Niksjhanb]

@hotstartweets Thanks Hotstar. Coz of you I can sit at the airport and catch English Premier League Live. #CheNor#Hotstar #EPL #BPL #Chelsea

[Nikhil Jhanb @Niksjhanb]

@MyLloydIndia The men know how to use a washing machine. Even a non Unisex machine.

[Nikhil Jhanb @Niksjhanb]

@MyLloydIndia I am sorry, but the fact you have to come up with a "Unisex" washing machine is extremely derogatory for men.