Niles Crane

I'm the greatest sitcom character ever. Seattle Psychiatrist, brother to Frasier Crane. Purveyor of awesomely witty comments.

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Daphne: Dr. Crane, your Glockenspiel has sprung to life! Niles: [confused, then looks up:] Oh, the clock!

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Greetings, Foot People! [Admin apologizes for lengthy absence due to health reasons.]

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[Stealing a moment alone with Daphne] We'll be back very quickie.

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Charlotte: I've been selling Frasier all over town, but no one's buying. Niles: Well, perhaps if you threw in a toaster.

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[Seeing Marty at Duke's] That's the most fun I've ever seen him have without a remote control in his hands.

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[Smelling Daphne's perfume] Is that "Forbidden"? Frasier: In every sense of the word!

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If we disappoint them, there's no telling what they might do! Petyr: They will break legs? Cut off thumbs? Niles: Worse! There'll be gossip.

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Here are the quiz answers. Congrats again to @J_Sorby, who has chosen "An Affair to Forget" as his prize! En Garde!

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Contest over! 3 answered all questions correctly: @McAvoyBobbyJ @J_Sorby & @Harleyx86...winner is: @J_Sorby! Congrats! Answers posted soon.

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Half an hour left for 300th Tweet Contest! Winner will be announced this evening!

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@Harleyx86 Done.

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Frasier: We've run out of boites. Niles: A city this size and only three boites. Frasier: How do we live? [3 Hours! http://t.co/dfGXkPva4Y]

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Nine hours left in the 300th Tweet Contest! http://t.co/dfGXkPva4Y Here's a peek at the scripts available!

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[About Roz] A woman for whom the gunning of a Harley engine is like a come-hither look.

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You don't get forearms like these from just conducting your stereo. [Have you submitted your entry yet? http://t.co/dfGXkPva4Y]

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I assume that at the next meeting of Seattle's "Haven't Kissed Roz Club," it will just be me and the archbishop.

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Farvegnugen! [Less than 48 hours left in 300th tweet contest! http://t.co/dfGXkPva4Y]

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Frasier: It's romantic & prudent. Niles: Thank you. [Note: Don't miss out on the fun of the 300th tweet contest! http://t.co/dfGXkPva4Y]

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300th tweet contest is on! See attached pic! Good luck! You've got 72 hours!

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Fasten your seatbelt, Daphne. Daphne: Fasten yours, Niles.