Daniel's Scissor

🇵🇸🇸🇸🇨🇩 she/her I just be saying shit lmfao

[Daniel's Scissor @Nimuwithau]

https://t.co/e3BcwPKUmi

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

How do you guys practice chess solo

[Maryam @hell_line0]

"Well, if that’s sexual assault, then that means countless men have assaulted women."

Ding ding ding.

[Forte 4R😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

Please don’t blow your fruity vapes around my kids, I’m raising them strictly on Marlboro reds

[LB @lnbshr]

Hanging out w somebody that has a vape ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[awrealya, m.a. @BlkMissFrizzle]

I do it all the time, you got one time to put something dumb on my timeline 😭

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

I’m ready to date again, but I don’t want to mess it up, So if you have a thriving relationship, can I intern with you people for 3 months, I’ll be following you guys on dates and all other activities, please treat as urgent

[nishology🎀 @nishjustbored]

Anyways;
UGLY EVERYTHING
UGLY DRESS
UGLY BRIDE
UGLY GROOM
UGLY FAMILIES
UGLY FRIENDS
UGLY KOITO
UGLY DECOR
WEDDING YA MATAKATAKA

[dweeb @kib3sadweeb]

You take a big shit and start wondering how all that was in your body.

[Daniel's Scissor @Nimuwithau]

I don't find this funny lol

[tyroon @notyroon]

I knew he was weird, he once tried to touch me

[cinnamon 🐾 @plushie_faggot]

everyone knows that being a little suicidal makes u good at jokes but nobody talks about how it makes u instant grand champion rank at crossing the street

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

By WHO???

[Opiyo @0_92mlboa]

Muwache ku edit mapicha na Ai

[Big Booty Brotina🌶️ @Blipblopblup_]

And nobody mentions their @
What if i want a little bit more of whatever that was.

[Daughter of Muthoni @Miss_Muthoni_]

I don't care enough about the first family's shenanigans to have an opinion on their daughter's wedding and I'm getting so irritated when I see posts about it.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m a hopeless romantic but for friends. a hopeless platonic

[Daniel's Scissor @Nimuwithau]

the only thing the fuckass president and his family can do for me is die.

[MISH-iveve 🇰🇪 @MishBosslady__]

Charlene? Mnatetea CHARLENE????

[Adura @Aduraarchive]

‘Using’ men for sex when you don’t even orgasm from it is self deceit.

[Supernans!💕 @epicenee]

Each semester redefines the word 'cooked' so thoroughly that I owe my previous semesters an apology for exaggerating.