At the ripe age of 7 I named my cat “Lucille.” Idk where tf I came up with that. My mom thinks I was being haunted because apparently the name came to me in a dream. What kid dreams of the name Lucille
I just carried 4 pints to someone’s table and the geezer goes wheres the other 3??? Like I’m an octopus or summin, I’m hiding them in my pussy mate gis a sec I’ll get em out for u
It’s @Ninamarie_571 having a whole panic attack while screaming & jumping from my front seat to my trunk while i’m driving on fort street because there was a bug on my window FOR ME..