Xûr

Xûr, Agent of the Nine. Retired

[Xûr @NineAgent]

Some of you are disappointed with my inventory. But who got the tower destroyed? 🤔

[Xûr @NineAgent]

I have just been informed my future has ended, but my shift has not.

Ain’t that a bitch.

[Xûr @NineAgent]

To the Nine,

If my role has changed, I request someone inform me so I can continue doing it incorrectly. In a more informed manner, of course.

Respectfully,
Xur

[Xûr @NineAgent]

To the Nine,

If my role has changed, I request someone inform me so I can continue doing it incorrectly. In a more informed manner, of course.

Respectfully,
Xur

[Xûr @NineAgent]

Don’t forget to come see me on Friday so I can disappoint you one last time.

For old times sake 😘

[Xûr @NineAgent]

If there is no future content…

…and I specialize on future content…

Am I still employed as an Agent of the Nine?

[Xûr @NineAgent]

The story ends.

The memories don’t.

[Xûr @NineAgent]

When you could only store 20 weapons/armor across all characters... with no app to make it easier #ThrowBackThursday

[Xûr @NineAgent]

Guardian Games? The darkness is approaching and you guardians are playing games? 🤦‍♂️

[Xûr @NineAgent]

I hate standing across from Saint-14. After a guardian interacts with him, he looks at me and yells “I am the Xûr of the agent nine” then proceeds to make pigeon noises. Fuck this guy

[Xûr @NineAgent]

If you are ever down on yourself, just remember that you are not some random puppet being controlled by 9 mysterious entities forced to sell black market goods to strangers

[Xûr @NineAgent]

When Legendary engrams gave you a Rare #ThrowBackThursday

[Xûr @NineAgent]

I spent 6 years helping you guardians obtain the most powerful gear known to this world and you are still fighting the vex, fallen, hive, and cabal?

Some of you are even fighting each other, like... what? Explain yourselves

[Xûr @NineAgent]

Even the darkest heart can shed some light from time to time

[Master Rahool @TheCryptarch]

Anyway every RT this gets I’ll donate 50c upto 500 dollars for the cause going on via bungie as frontline workers need their PPE. I would do more but I’m also in a weird working place myself so can’t. I dont want follows just RT and that’s enough.

[Xûr @NineAgent]

Confirmed image of the new Destiny raid boss. Covid, the unseen.

[Xûr @NineAgent]

@Pharaoh_Gamo

[Xûr @NineAgent]

I will never forget the time Mara Sov sent some slut named Orin to break my spine. I’ve been permanently disfigured since that day.

[Xûr @NineAgent]

@evanf1997 You think I’m here by choice?

[Xûr @NineAgent]

New guardians are spoiled. All I ask for is legendary shards. Do not make me ask for strange coins again.

[Xûr @NineAgent]

It’s been 2040 days since the release of Destiny and I’m still known as that weird exotic guy.

[Xûr @NineAgent]

@ana_bray_tech @DANFlNlTY

[Xûr @NineAgent]

@jeebling A free ticket into any raid team

[Xûr @NineAgent]

I miss you baby #ThrowbackThursday