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🚨Some of the main players left out of Portugal squad for the World Cup. ❌ 🇵🇹

❌Jao Cancelo
❌Renato Vega
❌ Antonio Silva
❌Matheus Nunes
❌Ruben Neves
❌ Diego Dalot
❌Nuno Mendes... see below

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@phynofino I don stream farm

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🚨Breaking: Estevao might leave Chelsea in January because he believes the manager doesn’t want him

“Teams like Liverpool and PSG have made contact with the player’s agent, The Young Brazilian didn’t even start or play for Chelsea against Liverpool in the EFL cup, he only started in one match out if possible 11 games that Chelsea have played this season in all competition”

“Xabi Alonso believes his pattern of play won’t suit the boy that’s one of the main reason he has always being on, even when Palmer got injured, the coach chose to use different players and not the Young Brazilian”.

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@Tufab Bless up boss 🙏

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🚨Jamie Carragher on Ronaldo winning the B.O.A.T (Ballon D’or of all time)

“There’s nothing special about that award, it’s just an award voted by fans it’s not decided by people with great football knowledge or journalist, Messi have more Ballon D’or than Ronaldo, so how on earth do Ronaldo winning the award make him a better player than Messi or
Something, only the fans can not decide who the real GOAT is”.

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🚨 Laliga president Javier Tebas is not in support of Mbappe calling Mao Zedong "Chinese dictator"

"He is trying to break the relationship between Lalilga and the Chinese fans he was not supposed to say that no matter how the interview is, I am highly disappointed in what he said, players should know the type of words to utter in the media because it might affect the relationship they gave or the league have with other people"

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🚨Jamie Carragher on Fleetwood defeating Arsenal

"Arsenal are still a baby club without a champions League, imagine a club in the 4th tier of England football defeating the champions of England, that's a big shame to football and English football as well, Arsenal are still not good they have their lapses and so many places to work on, if not they can't even win the champions league any time soon".

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🚨Breaking Perez and Mbappe set to fly to China to Apologize to Mao Zedong after Mbappe called him a “Chinese dictator.” and Two major Chinese brands have dropped Mbappe after the incident

“Perez believes it was a mistake too and might affect Mbappe’s game play or relationship with the Chinese fans if they don’t take any good action on it, he believes Mbappe said it without any harm just a day after the Ballon D’or ceremony”

“Mbappe has likewise drop a statement apologizing to them, yet Perez don’t think it will be enough to convince them, so they are planning to fly to china to make full apologies”.

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@David_Ornside Nice game

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🚨 Thierry Henry on Olise finishing 9th in Ballon D'or despite having 81 G/A in 2025/26 season

"Olise was really outstanding last season, he scored 41 goals and registered 41 assists as well, he was the player with the most assists at the 2026 world cup, but somehow he finished 9th, I am not impressed about it, he should have been in the top 5 Ballon D'or this year"

"He was supposed to be in the top 5 without any doubt, him alongside Mbappe were incredible for France at the world cup as well, but Kane deserves to win the award the most, no joke, but Olise should have finished in the the top 5"

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🚨Lamine Yamal on Harry kane winning the Ballon d'Or

"It is an award if votes and the player with the most votes win the award, honestly I had the thought I will be among the favourite or even go home with the award, I was incredible last season, win the Laliga, Super cup and the world cup as well"

"Congratulations to Kane for winning the award, I hope soon I will also get to win the award too, I Will try my best this season to show what I can do".

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆

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@David_Ornside He’s angry

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🚨The Official Top 10 Ranking has been mistakenly released in the Ballon D’or website before they deleted it

Here’s the top 7
7. Micheal Olise
6. Fabian Ruiz
5. Leo Messi
4. Rodri
3. Kylian Mbappe
2. Lamine Yamal
1. Harry…. love

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@abazwhyllzz How much him pay you for PR?

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🚨 Breaking: The Ballon d'Or winner have been leaked, despite the fact that France football tend to hide it from the players.

"The front men Include Lamine Yamal, Kylian Mbappe, Harry Kane, and Leo Messi, report had it that Lamine Yamal is the winner closely followed by Kylain Mbappe, and Harry Kane the 3rd player on the list

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@Kiddcard3r I know that
But pls do and drop “oh my” for us before I swear for you

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Different videos of the Portugal Players disrespecting Ronaldo

The last one will make you feel bad

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🚨The Portugal dressing room are backing Jesus Jorge over his misunderstanding with Ronaldo

“They believe Ronaldo should have not leave the camp while they were still playing in international break and they believe Ronaldo is trying to bring in confusion within the players and dressing room”

“So many stars are not worried about Ronaldo leaving the camp as they believe they can achieve so much without him in their squad”.

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🚨 Luis Figo on Portugal immediately giving Cristiano Ronaldo’s No.7 to Rafael Leao following his departure:

“That’s a big disrespect from Jesus Jorge and the national team as large as, they don’t have a single respect for Ronaldo and that’s so sad and something really bad, they really disrespected Ronaldo”.

“He have achieved a lot for the National team but I don’t know who comes they chose to do him dirty like that”.

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🚨Rui Pinto the hacker who exposed secret about Man city have confirmed the real price the club got Cherki and it’s far higher than the €35 million they all told the media

“The hacker was also exposed the real amount Man City got Erling Haaland in which they told the media they got him for only €51 million”

“Man city are in the verge of getting relegated this season because there are elements of true that they been found guilty of the 115 premier league and UEFA charges that have been impulsed on them”