許小狼

喜歡TRPG的ㄎㄧㄤ妹，不會露臉

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

A wolf has a stomach at pH 1, a short simple gut and no fermentation chamber anywhere in it. It eats meat.

A lion has an intestine about 4 times its body length, where a grazer runs 20, and sleeps 20 hours a day between kills. It eats meat.

A cat cannot make its own taurine and cannot turn carotene into vitamin A. Denied animal tissue it goes blind and its heart gives out. It eats meat.

A crocodile has the strongest stomach acid ever measured in a vertebrate, strong enough to take bone and horn apart. It eats meat.

A ferret moves food from mouth to exit in about 3 hours. There is no time in that gut to ferment anything. It eats meat.

An eagle has forward-facing eyes, a hooked beak, talons, and coughs up the parts it cannot dissolve. It eats meat.

A polar bear stores so much vitamin A in its liver that one meal of it would poison a man. It eats meat.

Not one of them was ever told. The body was the instruction.

The human has stomach acid at pH 1.5, as strong as animals that eat things they find already dead.

A small intestine running two thirds of the gut and a colon under a quarter, the carnivore's proportion, upside down from every leaf-eater alive.

No cellulase. No rumen. A caecum so useless we take it out when it complains.

B12 in no plant on earth. Haem iron absorbed at 25 to 35%, against 2 to 10 for the plant kind.

Forward-facing eyes. A shoulder built to throw. Skin that sweats, so we can run something faster than us into the ground by mid-afternoon.

Our tapeworms split from the ones in lions and hyenas 1.7 million years ago, because we were standing at the same carcass.

Stone tools were stripping meat off bone 2.6 million years back.

Same acid. Same gut. Same eyes.

The only animal on earth that can read its own biology is the only one arguing with it.

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@liao_man22549 @Leostories_ 直接變鬼故事了😭

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@liao_man22549 @Leostories_ 不是男友的

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@gensh1noff1cial @JPetty3793 三百斤這點料不入味吧？

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@RachelZhong928 查了一下資料，附近有發現浮屍，但警方初步排除他殺。
還沒辦法說那個騎腳踏車的就是殺人兇手。
騎腳踏車的是遊民，附近的居民都認識他，不過那個死亡威脅真的挺恐怖。
而且滑板男報警的時候已經到了另一個轄區，恐嚇案件的受理卡在兩個警局之間😅

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@Mayol83085171 @jiubencong 🍤

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@X_DigiEmpire @palo_meee 完美的演示了為什麼日本人會討厭韓國仔

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@5kekeaiai @Fenglin_6V6 @yingxuewan 光身高差，還有捏蛋需要的姿勢，後腦勺不挨幾拳都說不過去，這就足以致命了

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@ioio_1209 @yingxuewan 腎上腺素，很神奇吧？

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@GUN_GWX @y901664 感覺只是感情好吧?
從敘述來看男方感覺也跟岳父岳母關係挺好的

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

身為一個成年人，大抵是沒有人能阻止我5點騎腳踏車去4公里外的早餐店吃鹹豆漿配油條🐙

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@senshi_real 宗教、貧窮、種族主義

好了，世界上差不多9成的問題，例如墮胎爭議、地緣糾紛、種族歧視、國中國、文化不相容、資源匱乏問題、邪教、以宗教為藉口的戰爭、屠殺、侵略、暴行沒了。
現在我們可以手牽手來研究如何攻克癌症和剩下的問題了。

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@leomuscle30 👀👀

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@mrbigorilla 👀

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@EGOmuerto 🐖

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@men84983675 @yxiomn920165 @googlepixle 遙遙領先

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@smgfxyjq1145 muscular daddy
應該可以？
不過看一圈感覺每個看起來都像Gay
😭

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@L72006982 @hellojoonbaek 哇，你是畜生吧？

[許小狼 @Ninewolf0827]

@bacprotein 怕，這什麼巨型蟑螂